“Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.” -- Brendan Morrison
#Hockey #Onions #Cry
“Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.” -- Brendan Morrison
#Goal #Bananas #Bunch
“Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me.” -- Brendan Morrison
#Kids #Hockey #Nhl
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