Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.
Topics: Lying, People, Statistics, Don't Lie

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.
Topics: Interesting, Really Interesting, Interesting Places
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.
Topics: People, Giving, Dumb, Dumb Questions