Dumb Questions Quotes:

There are no dumb questions?only dumb answers.

- Marshall Loeb

topic: Dumb, Answers, Dumb Questions

The only dumb question is the question you don't ask.

- Paul MacCready

topic: Educational, Dumb, Dumb Questions

There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question.

- Behdad Sami

topic: Dumb, Dumb Questions, Asking

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

- George Carlin

topic: Funny, Humor, Dumb Questions, Stupid Questions

Never underestimate a dumb question.

- Brandon Boyd

topic: Dumb, Dumb Questions, Underestimate

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

- Mark Twain

topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Inquirers, Student Motivational

There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand the world. There is no such thing as a dumb question.

- Carl Sagan

topic: Self, Dumb, Criticism, Dumb Questions

Don't be afraid to ask the 'dumb' question, everyone else will be relieved you had the guts to ask!

- Sheryl Sandberg

topic: Leadership, Dumb, Relieved, Dumb Questions

When you ask a dumb question, you get a smart answer.

- Aristotle

topic: Inspirational, Smart, Dumb, Dumb Questions

How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

- Ziggy Marley

topic: Mean, Slim, Chance, Dumb Questions

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

- Dorothy Parker

topic: Funny, Anniversary, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

- George Carlin

topic: Inspirational, Life, Sitting, Dumb Questions

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

- Sonny Liston

topic: Boxing, Shining, Dumb, Dumb Questions

To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?'

- Christopher Hitchens

topic: Dumb, Cosmos, Why Not, Dumb Questions

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

- George W. Buck

topic: People, Giving, Dumb, Dumb Questions

Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber.

- Greg Gutfeld

topic: Dumb, Answers, Stairs, Climbers, Dumb Questions

I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.

- Shaquille O'Neal

topic: Thinking, Media, Nba, Dumb Questions

That was a f****g dumb question. If I didn't think I was gonna win, why the hell would I be fighting?!

- Rocky Marciano

source: "Remembering the Brockton Blockbuster" by Thomas Hauser, www.nysun.com. September 14, 2005.

topic: Fighting, Winning, Thinking, Dumb Questions

It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director, just as a director, so ask me as a director first and we can segue into the colour thing later.

- Antoine Fuqua

topic: Stupid, Dumb, Black, Dumb Questions

We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.

- Bill Cosby

topic: Parent, Dumb, Answers, Dumb Questions

Every time you get into a new job, new location, you have an amazing opportunity in front of you. You get to play dumb for as long as people will allow you to play dumb. You get to ask all the dumb questions, you get to ask multiple people the dumb questions, and you get to make mistakes. Thats how you stand out in the crowd.

- Gary Cohn

topic: Jobs, Mistake, Opportunity, Dumb Questions, Amazing Opportunities

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

- Shaquille O'Neal

topic: Media, Nba, Dumb, Dumb Questions

I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask 'Are you Soulja Boy?' If people want pictures or autographs, that's cool, but I don't like the dumb questions.

- Soulja Boy

topic: Hate, Boys, People, Dumb Questions