"I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I canâ€™t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because thereâ€™s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you canâ€™t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I canâ€™t get anything done because Iâ€™m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But itâ€™s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser."