Tuesday quotes

  • On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these or these are those.
    -- A. A. Milne

    #Tuesday #Snow #Feelings

  • You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.
    -- A. A. Milne

    #Tuesday #Helping #Spelling

  • Composers today get a TV script on Friday and have to record on Tuesday. It's just dreadful to impose on gifted talent and expect decent music under these conditions.
    -- Alex North

    #Friday #Tuesday #Records

  • I spent, as you know, a year and a half in a clergyman's family and heard almost every Tuesday the very best, most earnest and most impressive preacher it has ever been my fortune to meet with, but it produced no effect whatever on my mind.
    -- Alfred Russel Wallace

    #Years #Tuesday #Mind

  • If Ive gone to the market on Saturday, and I go another time on Tuesday, then Im really prepared. I can cook a little piece of fish; I can wilt some greens with garlic; I can slice tomatoes and put a little olive oil on. Its effortless.
    -- Alice Waters

    #Oil #Tuesday #Littles

  • I'm turning left. Look, everyone, my blinker is on, and I'm turning left. I am so happy to be alive, driving along, making a left turn. I'm serious. I am doing exactly what I want to be doing at this moment: existing on a Tuesday, going about my business, on my way somewhere, turning left.
    -- Amy Krouse Rosenthal

    #Tuesday #Looks #Alive

  • There isn't a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.
    -- Anton Chekhov

    #Monday #Tuesday

  • Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I'll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.
    -- Aron Ralston

    #Aggravation #Tuesday #Judging

  • I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.
    -- Bill Burr

    #Nyc #Tuesday #Crowds

  • No matter how hard we try words simply cannot express the horror, the shock, and the revulsion we all feel over what took place in this nation on Tuesday morning. September 11 will go down in our history as a day to remember.
    -- Billy Graham

    #Morning #Tuesday #September 11

  • Geraldo has been in Lebanon. He has done some excellent reporting out of there, and of course, we now know by virtue of the president's speech on Tuesday night that the terrorist organizations that operate in that area are now on the list.
    -- Brit Hume

    #Night #Organization #Tuesday

  • As a rule, I try to avoid the French Quarter because of the crowds, especially Bourbon Street. But hey, some people love it. A great, wild, adult thing to see is the costume competition in front of the bar Oz on Bourbon early morning on Fat Tuesday.
    -- Bryan Batt

    #Morning #People #Tuesday

  • In the end, Tuesday's vote represented a repudiation of virtually every notion Democrats embraced in recent weeks as they tried to disregard the growing evidence that they were headed for a historic defeat. Now, the vote is in, and the voters' message can no longer be discounted.
    -- Byron York

    #Tuesday #Growing #Voters

  • For all I know we may be visited by a different extraterrestrial civilization every second Tuesday, but there's no support for this appealing idea. The extraordinary claims are not supported by extraordinary evidence.
    -- Carl Sagan

    #Civilization #Ideas #Tuesday

  • Nothing is as uplifting as standing before a great painting whether it was painted in 1505 or last Tuesday.
    -- Charles Saatchi

    #Uplifting #Greatness #Tuesday

  • We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.
    -- Chelsea Handler

    #Funny #Tuesday #Thursday

  • Fenugreek, Tuesday's spice, when the air is green like mosses after rain.
    -- Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

    #Rain #Air #Tuesday

  • They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.
    -- Chris Rock

    #Party #Tuesday #Want

  • Tuesday will be a tough night for me. It's like to return to the family who have not seen you for a long time. I spent a wonderful time there.
    -- Cristiano Ronaldo

    #Night #Long #Tuesday

  • I live for Tuesdays, and die by Wednesdays.
    -- David Cook

    #Tuesday #Wednesday

  • Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.
    -- Denis Norden

    #Tuesday #Television #Want

  • For instance, when I go to the premiere on Tuesday I probably won't watch the film at all - I'll be watching the audience just to see their reaction to different moments, what I'm doing right and what I'm doing wrong, stuff like that.
    -- Devon Sawa

    #Tuesday #Different #Watches

  • In 1988, as an unknown candidate, totally unknown, I won Iowa, came in second in New Hampshire, won South Dakota. I was ahead in every Super Tuesday state the day after South Dakota. The only problem was I didn't have enough money. I had a million dollars left, and Al Gore had three and Michael Dukakis had three and it was lights out.
    -- Dick Gephardt

    #Light #Iowa #Tuesday

  • Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?
    -- Don Hertzfeldt

    #Tuesday #Coats

  • My background with Cummings was rehearse, rehearse, rehearse, but Tuesday liked to walk in and do the scene. I must say that she was really wonderful. Aggravating, but wonderful.
    -- Dwayne Hickman

    #Aggravation #Tuesday #Wonderful

  • The only truly shocking thing about last Tuesday's election is that the Democrats didn't do far worse, or as badly as they deserved.
    -- Frank Rich

    #Tuesday #Politics #Lasts

  • A new report shows that medicare and Medicaid made more than $50 Billion in bad payments during fiscal year 2011. Under Obamacare, that'll become known as 'Tuesday.'
    -- Fred Thompson

    #Years #Obamacare #Tuesday

  • It is taken care of. Nothing will not break into my Pit or the Far Reaches! I cannot speak for the other parts of the House, but we have Nothing well in hand here. I understand Nothing as no one else does! - Grim Tuesday
    -- Garth Nix

    #Taken #Hands #Tuesday

  • It can't be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.
    -- George Weah

    #Monday #Sunday #Tuesday

  • I have this new theory about films. It’s almost like astrology, where if we started on a Tuesday the film will be different than if we started on a Wednesday. Not because of the planets. It’s that sometimes you start with the wrong balance and the whole thing gets messed up.
    -- Gus Van Sant

    #Astrology #Tuesday #Balance

  • I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn't kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he'd been training.
    -- Harry Redknapp

    #Games #Tuesday #Training

  • I was hoping to get a reception like this, I'd just hoped that it would be on Thursday night instead of Tuesday night.
    -- Howard Dean

    #Night #Tuesday #Would Be

  • The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.
    -- Ismail Kadaré

    #Monday #Names #Tuesday

  • You get out what you put in. If you want more, give more.
    -- Jeanette Jenkins

    #Tuesday #Giving #Want

  • There's something really nice about writing something on Wednesday and watching it being performed live for a studio audience on Tuesday. You never really get that with novels.
    -- Jennifer Weiner

    #Nice #Writing #Tuesday

  • We went across the South on Super Tuesday without a single catcall or boo, without a single ugly sign. Not until we got to New York and the North did the litmus test of race and religion spout from the mouths of public officials.
    -- Jesse Jackson

    #New York #Race #Tuesday

  • When I did 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off', I had the idea on Monday and the following Tuesday it was in budget at Paramount. I couldn't walk.
    -- John Hughes

    #Monday #Ideas #Tuesday

  • This, of course, has no chance of passing. But then Tuesday night'€™s State of the Union address could be the first one in history deliberately designed solely to generate a Pavlovian rage response in members of the opposing party.
    -- John Podhoretz

    #Party #Night #Tuesday

  • Britain, the first industrial nation, had offered the world a remarkable public experiment in liberal, capitalist democracy whose success was premised upon free trade and world peace. Tuesday, 4 August 1914 brought that experiment to an abrupt halt.
    -- Kenneth O. Morgan

    #August #Tuesday #History

  • I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer.
    -- Kent Hrbek

    #Beer #Thinking #Tuesday

  • On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window.
    -- Larry Correia

    #Dream #Tuesday #Boss

  • I'm not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.
    -- Liam Neeson

    #Character #Tuesday #Actors

  • Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.
    -- Mary Schmich

    #Real #Worry #Tuesday

  • If you're working with a band and you really want to work them into the episode, you've got to say to them, "Look, we need you around every day and on Tuesday night all night because we need you to do voices as we're changing stuff." We do the show so quickly, and you just can't get bands to do that. It's not really fair.
    -- Matt Stone

    #Night #Voice #Tuesday

  • Novelist time is reptile time; novelists tend to be ruminant and brooding, nursers of ancient grievances, second-guessers, Tuesday afternoon quarterbacks, retrospectators, endlessly, like slumping hitters, studying the film of their old whiffs.
    -- Michael Chabon

    #Tuesday #Reptiles #Afternoon

  • We're Tuesday people.
    -- Mitch Albom

    #People #Tuesday

  • Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free.
    -- Mitch Hedberg

    #Two #Tuesday #Special

  • I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.
    -- Nelson Algren

    #Monday #Fog #Tuesday

  • I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
    -- Noel Coward

    #Birthday #Tuesday #Age

  • Helping others, that must be one ingredient to success.
    -- Porter Gale

    #Helping Others #Giving #Tuesday

  • Ric Flair, you put me in this position. You named me the Legend Killer and after Tuesday, you will respect me.
    -- Randy Orton

    #Wwe #Tuesday #Legends

  • Creativity is a highfalutin' word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.
    -- Ray Kroc

    #Creativity #Tuesday

  • I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.
    -- Reverend Ike

    #Friday #Monday #Tuesday

  • Writing is?waiting for the word that may not be there until next Tuesday.
    -- Richard Wilbur

    #Writing #Tuesday #Waiting

  • A major boom in real stock prices in the U.S. after 'Black Tuesday' brought them halfway back to 1929 levels by 1930. This was followed by a second crash, another boom from 1932 to 1937, and a third crash. Speculative bubbles do not end like a short story, novel, or play. There is no final denouement that brings all the strands of a narrative into an impressive final conclusion. In the real world, we never know when the story is over.
    -- Robert J. Shiller

    #Real #Play #Tuesday

  • Measure your net worth not by how much you have, but by many people you impact.
    -- Robin Sharma

    #Impact #Tuesday #Giving

  • I think that we had a really loyal, great audience on Tuesdays and we were hoping that with the move, they would come with us. It looks like they have, so things are good and we are going to keep building.
    -- Sarah Chalke

    #Moving #Thinking #Tuesday

  • Someone pays me a hundred bucks every Tuesday to DJ. I don't think I'll ever give that up.
    -- Shannyn Sossamon

    #Thinking #Giving #Tuesday

  • Tuesday night at the Bible study we lift our hands and pray over your body, but nothing ever happens.
    -- Sufjan Stevens

    #Night #Hands #Tuesday

  • But here's my point to the LA Times. If you had a serious story to run, if you thought there was serious misconduct, you don't wait until the Thursday before the Tuesday. You run it early.
    -- Susan Estrich

    #Running #Tuesday #Waiting

  • It has been remarked (by a lady infinitely cleverer than the present author) how kindly disposed the world in general feels to young people who either die or marry. Imagine then the interest that surrounded Miss Wintertowne! No young lady ever had such advantages before: for she died upon the Tuesday, was raised to life in the early hours of Wednesday morning, and was married upon the Thursday; which some people thought too much excitement for one week.
    -- Susanna Clarke

    #Morning #Tuesday #People

  • So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'
    -- Tim Vine

    #Tuesday #Splits #Said

  • If you want to change something by Tuesday, theater is no good. Journalism is what does that. But, if you want to just alter the chemistry of the moral matrix, then theater has a longer half-life.
    -- Tom Stoppard

    #Tuesday #Half #Want

  • Happy Tuesday! Stay in the LIGHT. Hold onto positive things that elevate your spirit & be with positive people who make your life dance !
    -- Tracey Edmonds

    #Light #Tuesday #People

  • Happy Tuesday! Get your light and life back! Steer your energy in the right direction. Let go of any anger you have for others and prepare to be the best you!
    -- Tracey Edmonds

    #Letting Go #Light #Tuesday

  • I am proud that my humble attempts to predict Tuesday’s prices on Monday are an indispensable component of our society. By buying low and selling high, I create harmony and freedom.
    -- Victor Niederhoffer

    #Monday #Humble #Tuesday

  • I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" - Is that still as easy?
    -- W. H. Auden

    #Love You #Pms #Tuesday

  • It's about doing something larger than yourself. It's about serving this world, helping others.
    -- Walter Isaacson

    #Helping Others #Giving #Tuesday

  • It was far too absurd to die of a Tuesday
    -- Jamie O'Neill

    #Tuesday #Absurd #Dies

  • [Subjects of the targeted killings] are supposed to be high-level Al Qaeda operatives that pose an imminent threat to the U.S. and American personnel and citizens. There's supposed to be no way to capture them. The "kill list" is calculated in the "terror Tuesdays" at the White House every week, where the President and his advisors - including CIA - "nominate" people to be on the kill list.
    -- Medea Benjamin

    #White #Tuesday #People

  • John Brennan has been the mastermind of the drone program. He's the one who'd convene the terror Tuesday meetings at the White House.
    -- Medea Benjamin

    #White #Tuesday #House

  • You have to imagine - for those who are good dancers, maybe they don't have to train as much - but for me at least, not being a very good dancer you have to hit the reset button every week and come in on Tuesday, the day after the live show, and start all over and learn a whole new dance with a whole new set of emphasis. Some weeks, you want to have body doing one thing. The next week, it's a totally different thing. You always have to relearn everything on a weekly basis and it takes a lot of work mentally and physically.
    -- Nick Lachey

    #Tuesday #Dancer #Different

  • I think nervousness - a heightened sense of nerves and attention is a very healthy thing for a performer. It is an artificial environment that you are going into whether it's concert or recital, or stage. When I know something so well, I've done it so often, and you kind of walk out for Tuesday night's performance, or you feel like that, that makes me more nervous then being geared up. A little bit like race horses. In the same way that the horses are always difficult to get into that lineup, the worst time of my life is the 10 or 15 minutes before I go on stage.
    -- Thomas Hampson

    #Horse #Thinking #Tuesday