Pms quotes

  • Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.
    -- Anne Lamott

    #Baby #Hangover #Pms

  • The present moment is never intolerable. What's intolerable is what's going to happen in the next four hours. To have your body here at 8 pm and your mind at 10:30 pm, that's what causes us suffering.
    -- Anthony de Mello

    #Pms #Mind #Suffering

  • My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
    -- Boris Johnson

    #Pms #Mars #Olives

  • But the problem remains two fold: the need for recognition that low thyroid function very often can provoke menstrual problems, and the need for recognition, too, that hypothyroidism may be present despite laboratory tests suggesting it is not.
    -- Broda Otto Barnes

    #Pms #Two #Needs

  • Certainly miscarriage is not invariably related to low thyroid function. There are many other possible causes. Yet soon after thyroid therapy first became available, it was found that patients with a history of miscarriages often had a history compatible with thyroid deficiency and that full-term pregnancies might follow treatment with thyroid.
    -- Broda Otto Barnes

    #Pregnancy #Miscarriage #Pms

  • Thyroid secretions in adequate amounts appear to be essential for development of the egg and for proper ovarian secretions. If thyroid function is low, an egg may be discharged from an ovary but it may not be fertilizable or, if fertilized, may not be capable of nesting so that pregnancy is quickly aborted.
    -- Broda Otto Barnes

    #Pregnancy #Pms #Eggs

  • Many of the women who benefited from thyroid therapy provided added evidence that it was the thyroid which was responsible. There were the women who, upon being relieved of their {menstrual} problems, stopped taking medication only to return in a few months with their original complaints. Thyroid therapy again overcame their difficulties.
    -- Broda Otto Barnes

    #Pms #Fertility #Months

  • On thyroid therapy, more than 90 percent of those with painful menstruation were relieved, most of them completely. The results were fully as good in converting irregular periods to normal, regular ones. And in six of seven women with excessive flow, normal flow was established.
    -- Broda Otto Barnes

    #Pms #Fertility #Flow

  • In study at the Mayo Clinic covering fifty consecutive young women with hypothyroidism, twenty-eight has menstrual disturbances. Abnormally profuse menses was a common disturbance; frequent bleeding between periods was another; in some cases, both problems were present. Thyroid therapy relived the disturbances.
    -- Broda Otto Barnes

    #Eight #Pms #Fertility

  • The medical literature is full of reports going back many years that provide evidence that thyroid medication, used when indicated, is one of the most helpful measures in the treatment of infertility in both men and women. And not infrequently it may be needed by both partners in an infertile marriage.
    -- Broda Otto Barnes

    #Men #Years #Pms

  • From what has been said, it would appear that the possibility of thyroid deficiency should be considered, and if found, should be treated in any woman with a menstrual abnormality or a reproductive problem. It was generally agree that correction of thyroid deficiency solved many such abnormalities and problems - until about 1940.
    -- Broda Otto Barnes

    #Pms #Fertility #Problem

  • No interviews without appointments except between nine and ten PM on the second Saturdays.
    -- C. S. Lewis

    #Pms #Nine #Interviews

  • Get the hell off the Beach in Asbury Park and get out. You're done. It's 4:30 PM. You've maximized your tan. Get off the beach. Get in you cars and get out of those areas.
    -- Chris Christie

    #Beach #Pms #Car

  • I think theatre is by far the most rewarding experience for an actor. You get 4 weeks to rehearse your character and then at 7:30 pm you start acting and nobody stops you, acting with your entire soul.
    -- Christopher Eccleston

    #Character #Thinking #Pms

  • If you've got some news that you don't want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon 4:00 pm.
    -- David Gergen

    #Friday #Pms #News

  • If anybody ever called our number, it would be picked up in less than 2 rings with a friendly voice answering, "CD Baby." From 7 am to 10 pm, there was always somebody to pick up a call in 2 rings. No voice mail system; no routing to different departments. We treated our customers like our best friends. You don't route your best friend's call to an automated system!
    -- Derek Sivers

    #Baby #Educational #Pms

  • I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news.
    -- Eddie Mair

    #Sorry #Pms #News

  • Put your hands where I can see 'em, so they look like 12 PM On the dot, see this Glock? Don't make me give these shells freedom.
    -- Elzhi

    #Rap #Hands #Pms

  • Diets are a fool’s errand. I eat something sweet every day, whether it’s chocolate or a cookie. If I don’t, I guarantee you that there’s going to be a day every week when I’m going to stuff myself, especially if it’s PMS time.
    -- Evangeline Lilly

    #Sweet #Pms #Chocolate

  • A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.
    -- Fred Allen

    #Work #Men #Pms

  • Lord Kane," the king acknowledged. "Before the proceedings begin, we must say how thrilled we were to meet your PMS." Uh..."My what?" "Your personal male secretary.
    -- Gena Showalter

    #Kings #Pms #Males

  • It is generally assumed that recurrent miscarriage may be due to progesterone deficiency, hypothyroidism or vitamin E deficiency and should be treated in theses cases with progesterone, thyroid extracts and vitamin E respectively. In theory, thyroid therapy appears to be the least well-founded, especially when applied to women without manifest signs of hypothyroidism, yet among the measures mentioned above it is most frequently claimed to have been successful.
    -- Hans Selye

    #Miscarriage #Successful #Pms

  • We need responsible regulations, not regulations that have gone wild. For example, the EPA has a rule that is going to be implemented Jan. 1, 2012, where they're going to begin to regulate dust. That's right, dust. It's called PM 2.5. That is focusing on the wrong thing.
    -- Herman Cain

    #Dust #Pms #Regulation

  • There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.
    -- Janet Evanovich

    #Pms #Hours #Disaster

  • Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.
    -- Janet Evanovich

    #Jesus #Pms #Car

  • Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    -- John Hagee

    #Pms #Differences #Dobermans

  • The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken started dancing. By then he was pretty much used to anything and only asked if the chicken shouldn’t be doing the Chicken Dance instead.
    -- Linda Wisdom

    #Pms #Dancing #Lasts

  • What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
    -- Lois Greiman

    #Pms #Personality #What If

  • Impairment of fertility in both men and women because of hypothyroidism is firmly entrenched in medical literature...Miscarriage and fertility problems are a red flag for hypothyroidism.
    -- Mark Starr

    #Miscarriage #Men #Pms

  • As stated before, hypothyroidism may cause premature or delayed puberty. The majority of normal and hypothyroid females begin their cycle at ages 12 or 13. However, a growing number of those with hypothyroidism start their cycle years earlier or begin their periods at age 15 or later. Premature or delayed puberty in males is also becoming more common.
    -- Mark Starr

    #Years #Pms #Numbers

  • Problems associated with the menstrual cycle are now commonplace. The majority of teenagers whom I have seen suffer problems such as PMS, severe cramping, and irregular or heavy cycles. Severe hypothyroidism may cause the menses to stop. Dr. Barnes noted his patients with menstrual problems usually suffered many other telltale symptoms of hypothyroidism. Mine do as well. A large majority of menstrual problems resolve after treatment with dessicated thyroid.
    -- Mark Starr

    #Teenager #Pms #Suffering

  • Women were supposed to be the enigmas, but men? Moody, brooding bastards, the lot of them. A woman with PMS had nothing on a man. Where women might get hormonal once a month, men suffered their own brand of PMS on a daily basis. - Faith
    -- Maya Banks

    #Men #Pms #Might

  • I have terrible PMS. I just went a little crazy.
    -- Melanie Griffith

    #Crazy #Pms #Littles

  • It is not that the people want a BJP government or Modi as PM. The Nation wants to teach a lesson to those who have ruined the nation.
    -- Narendra Modi

    #Government #Pms #Bjp

  • An average working day begins at 8 or 9 am, includes an hour for lunch, and ends at 5 or 6 pm.
    -- Peter Straub

    #Pms #Lunch #Average

  • After Nashville sushi and a long debate on Bob Dylan, we went into Woodland Studios at 10 pm that night for a look around, and jammed for 5 hours solid.
    -- Robyn Hitchcock

    #Night #Nashville #Pms

  • We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike
    -- Susane Colasanti

    #Attitude #Swings #Pms

  • That sounds stupid, but in most films that take six months, you're actually spending four weeks to do a fight scene. [6:41:49 PM] litvinova.t: конец интервью
    -- Tom Sturridge

    #Stupid #Fighting #Pms

  • I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" - Is that still as easy?
    -- W. H. Auden

    #Love You #Pms #Tuesday

  • Just to be seen strolling to or from a helicopter on the White House lawn, shouting an evasive answer to Sam Donaldson, must seem to the Reagans not quite satisfactory enough of a 7 PM presence, and this inane scene certainly galls the press.
    -- Thomas B. Griffith

    #Pms #White #House

  • How can I know who's PM or in government in Sweden? It's been 40 years since I moved abroad! Oh!
    -- Anita Ekberg

    #Government #Years #Pms