Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 5, 1958
Birthday: July 5
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
source: "There's Treasure Everywhere". Book by Bill Watterson, March 1996.
topic: Congratulations, Long, Forever, Useless Information