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“Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.”
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#Believe #Good Luck #Expectations
“A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.”
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#Funny #Laughter #Men
“Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.”
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#Love #Life #Relationship
“There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought”
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#Inspirational #Life #Motivational
“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”
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#Girl #Mother #Women
“An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.”
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#Smart #Taken #Men
“There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us”
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#Two #Kind
“The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.”
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#Distance #Men #Judging
“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.”
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#Business #Future #Yesterday
“Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?”
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#Perfect #Literature #Faults
“If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?”
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#Inspirational #Inspiring #Confusion
“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Funny #Positive #Witty
“A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.”
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#Ruts #Ends #Graves
“A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.”
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#True Friend
“Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.”
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#Funny #Men #Experts
“Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.”
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#Beauty #Truth #Work
“Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Inspirational #Life #Encouraging
“America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Country #America #Usa
“Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Writing #Reputation
“My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.”
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#Healing #Thinking #Problem
“The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.”
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#Believe #Men #Belief
“Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Funny Work #Boss #Levels
“You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Adventure #Sea #Water
“Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Parent #Luck #Faults
“Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Ignorance #Ignorant #Armor
“Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Kindness #Boys #Men
“Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Inspirational #Dog #Hands
“The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.”
-- Laurence J. Peter

#Intelligent #Tests #Leisure
“The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.”
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#Mess #Stills
“Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form”
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#Income #Tests #Form

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