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Chelsea Handler Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: b. February 25, 1975

Birthday: February 25

He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.

- Chelsea Handler

topic: Funny, Humor, Writing, Writing Poems, Profound Love, Big Hair

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