Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 5, 1958
Birthday: July 5
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
topic: Class, League, Superhero, Lewis And Clark, Wormwood, Napalm, Useless Information