Sloane Crosley Quotes:
Ocupation: Writer
Life: b. August 3, 1978
Birthday: August 3
Because, ten-year-olds of the world, you shouldn't believe what your teachers tell you about the beauty and specialness and uniqueness of you. Or, believe it, little snowflake, but know it won't make a bit of difference until after puberty. It's Newton's lost law: anything that makes you unique later will get your chocolate milk stolen and your eye blackened as a kid. Won't it, Sebastian? Oh, yes, it will, my little Mandarin Chinese-learning, Poe-reciting, high-top-wearing friend. God bless you, wherever you are.
topic: Teacher, Believe, Kids, Specialness, God Bless You, Chocolate Milk, Reciting
