- Roz Chast
"You would open a drawer, which my father had jammed full of newspapers, and the bottom would drop out. There were buttons and screws and nails and bottle caps and jar lids â€“ the drawer of jar lids! Why? Because they're made of metal and maybe there'll be another war and we'll need the metal. A friend of mine â€“ I quote him in the book â€“ says, 'You have found the source of the river eBay.'"
-- Roz Chast