quotes about Masturbation
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Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.
-- Dudley Moore -
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I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.
-- Gary B.B. Coleman -
Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups
-- Inga MuscioSource : Inga Muscio (2002). “Cunt: A Declaration of Independence”, p.54, Seal Press
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If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.
-- Jeremy Piven -
Philosophy is to science as masturbation is to sex.
-- Karl Marx -
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It's what I call "mental masturbation", when you engage is some pointless intellectual exercise that has no possible meaning.
-- Linus Torvalds -
Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves.... Most women-it takes them a while to warm up to the "situation" but once they get into it, I'm sure they're going to get just as hooked as-well, everyone I know is!
-- Lydia Lunch -
Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.
-- Mart CrowleySource : Mart Crowley (2003). “The Band Plays: The Boys in the Band [and Its Sequel] The Men from the Boys”, p.10, Taylor & Francis
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What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
-- Milos Forman -
Female masturbation is permissible unconditionally.
-- Mohammad Hussein Fadlallah -
When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.
-- Red Peters -
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
-- Robert Clark -
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Stars today are just masturbation images.
-- Robert MitchumSource : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
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Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you ***** with a partner.
-- Slavoj ŽižekSource : HARDtalk Interview, BBC World Service, January 12, 2010.
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Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
-- Thomas Szasz -
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
-- Woody Allen -
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But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
-- Woody Allen -
I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
-- Cam'ronSource : Song: Confessions, Album: Confessions of Fire, 1998
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The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation.
-- Mick Garris -
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
-- Roddy Piper -
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I thought the whole masturbation thing was really odd and really weird.
-- Lynndie EnglandSource : Source: www.nbcnews.com