quotes about Mayonnaise
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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
-- Joan Rivers -
Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.
-- Karl Lagerfeld -
One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.
-- Mike Ditka -
In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.
-- Rachel Johnson -
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I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise.
-- Richard Brautigan -
We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.
-- Paolo Di CanioSource : "Paolo Di Canio ridiculed as 'managerial charlatan' by Martin O'Neill" by Ewan Murray, www.theguardian.com. November 10, 2013.
