Tweety Bird Quotes:

I don't, for the record, have a Tweety Bird fetish.

- Brian Lamb

topic: Bird, Tweety Bird, Records, Fetish

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.

- Nicky Hilton

topic: Kids, Hair, Bird, Tweety Bird, Blonde Hair

I thawt I thaw a putty tat.” “I did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. “Now, then, luv, let’s get down to business

- Jeaniene Frost

source: Jeaniene Frost (2009). “Halfway to the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel”, p.13, Harper Collins

topic: Bird, Imitation, Thee, Tweety Bird

...the voice of the Great Spirit is heard in the twittering of birds, the rippling of mighty waters, and the sweet breathing of flowers...

- Zitkala-Sa

source: Zitkala-Sa (2014). “American Indian Stories”, p.109, Diderot Publishing

topic: God, Sweet, Flower, Indian Wisdom, Ripple

I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

- Zach Braff

topic: Mom, Regret, Stupid, Busted, Stuck In Traffic

Man's wobbly little mind isn't equipped for hauling around the great unknowns. Very few people realize, there's no point chasing after answers to life's important questions. They all have fickle, highly whimsical minds of their own. Nevertheless. If you're patient, if you don't rush them, when they're ready, they'll smash into you. And don't be surprised if afterward you're speechless and there are cartoon Tweety Birds chirping around your head. (Gareth van Meer)

- Marisha Pessl

topic: Men, People, Bird, Whimsical, Tweety Bird