Stuck In Traffic Quotes:

I am adrenaline slammed into inertia: a fast car stuck in traffic.

- Gayle Forman

source: Gayle Forman (2013). “Just One Day”, p.228, Penguin

topic: Car, Stuck In Traffic, Adrenaline, Inertia, Fast Car

Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.

- Earl Blumenauer

topic: Silence, Way, Moments, Moment Of Silence, Stuck In Traffic

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

- Larry King

topic: Jam, Traffic, Stuck, Traffic Jam, Stuck In Traffic

If you're stuck in traffic, call a friend or listen to a favorite podcast. If you're waiting in a long line, make friends with a person in line with you. There are lots of ways we can change the vibe.

- Gabrielle Bernstein

source: Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

topic: Long, Waiting, Lines, Stuck In Traffic, Long Lines

Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?'

- Jimmy Fallon

source: Jimmy Fallon, Gloria Fallon (2008). “I Hate This Place: The Pessimist's Guide to Life”, p.20, Hachette UK

topic: Humor, Done, Helping, Stuck In Traffic

I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.

- Demetri Martin

topic: Funny, Couple, Humor, Stuck In Traffic

When you go through enough dark places, you don't complain about little things. You don't lose your joy because you got stuck in traffic; you don't get offended because a coworker was rude to you. You've been through too much to let that sour you.

- Joel Osteen

topic: Inspirational, Dark, Rude, Stuck In Traffic, Coworker

There is an element of mystique to radio, and I often listen to cricket commentary on radio, especially when one is stuck in a traffic jam.

- Rahul Dravid

topic: Elements, Radio, Jam, Traffic Jam, Stuck In Traffic

I know people's problems: the problems of those who work hard, who must slave away. The couples who have two incomes but who can nevertheless barely cover their rent. The people who get stuck in traffic on their way to work. The people who have to wait in vain for a train to come just as they are supposed to be picking up their children from daycare. I can say with a clear conscience to those people: I understand your problems. And I will do all I can to decrease them.

- Martin Schulz

topic: Children, Couple, Hard Work, Stuck In Traffic, Daycare

I've developed my passion for cars that drive themselves from being stuck in traffic for many, many, many hours of my life. I don't know what it adds up to, but I feel like I've lost a year or two just in traffic. That's big to me. That's a lot of time, a lot of money that I just lose on the road.

- Sebastian Thrun

source: "Cars That Drive Themselves". Interview with Jason Spingarn-Koff and Joe Seamans, www.pbs.org. March 28, 2006.

topic: Passion, Years, Two, Stuck In Traffic

Somebody who talks about how much they're eating and counts calories is unattractive to me. And when you limit yourself in the things you eat, it affects your mood. I've seen people who are a nightmare to be around because they're not eating. That's why I always have an apple in my purse or a Luna Bar in the glove box in case I get stuck in traffic - I don't even want to be alone in the car with myself if I'm hungry!

- Nina Dobrev

topic: Beauty, Apples, Car, Stuck In Traffic, Wants To Be Alone

Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't be so much traffic if people like you put down the phone and concentrated on the road... besides I can't talk now, I'm in the car behind you trying to watch a DVD.

- Bill Maher

source: Bill Maher (2006). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.30, Rodale

topic: Humorous, Phones, Dvds, Stuck In Traffic, Answering Machines

I quite fancy having a hover car, but I don't fancy everyone having one. Because I feel like I spend quite a lot of time stuck in traffic on the 405 but if everybody had one then they'd be scared and we'd crash, but if it was just me, then I think I would zoom home quite fast. I also quite fancy a phone attached to my hand but then I don't know if I fancy it being stuck to my body.

- Kate Beckinsale

source: Interview with Tiffany Rose, screenrant.com. August 7, 2012.

topic: Home, Thinking, Phones, Zoom, Stuck In Traffic

To my surprise, I felt a certain springy keenness. I was ready to hike. I had waited months for this day, after all, even if it had been mostly with foreboding. I wanted to see what was out there. All over America today people would be dragging themselves to work, stuck in traffic jams, wreathed in exhaust smoke. I was going for a walk in the woods. I was more than ready for this.

- Bill Bryson

topic: America, People, Would Be, Traffic Jam, Stuck In Traffic

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets.

- Michael Showalter

source: Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black Have Issues with Twitter" by Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black, www.esquire.com. July 29, 2009.

topic: Mean, Bridges, People, Stuck In Traffic, Brooklyn Bridge

I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

- Zach Braff

topic: Mom, Regret, Stupid, Busted, Stuck In Traffic