Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. January 20, 1956
Birthday: January 20
Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't be so much traffic if people like you put down the phone and concentrated on the road... besides I can't talk now, I'm in the car behind you trying to watch a DVD.
source: Bill Maher (2006). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.30, Rodale
topic: Humorous, Phones, Dvds, Stuck In Traffic, Answering Machines