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Bill Maher Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: b. January 20, 1956

Birthday: January 20

Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't be so much traffic if people like you put down the phone and concentrated on the road... besides I can't talk now, I'm in the car behind you trying to watch a DVD.

- Bill Maher

source: Bill Maher (2006). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.30, Rodale

topic: Humorous, Phones, Dvds, Stuck In Traffic, Answering Machines

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