Jeff Stilson quotes
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“I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.”
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“There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.”
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“Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.”
-- Jeff StilsonSource : "Comedy Central Presents: Jeff Stilson". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.
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“I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.”
-- Jeff StilsonSource : "Comedy Central Presents: Jeff Stilson". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.
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“I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.”
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“Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid.”
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“True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.”
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“Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.”
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“Some of my academic friends think Ive fallen from a very special grace.”
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Source : "Naţionalitatea în artă" ("Nationality in Art") by A. C. Cuza, Bucureşti: Cartea Romaneasca, 1905.
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