Demetri Martin Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. May 25, 1973
Birthday: May 25
I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.
topic: Funny, Couple, Humor, Stuck In Traffic
