Mike Birbiglia Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

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“I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Girl #Thinking #Littles
“Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Night #Perfect #People
“I just don't give off a great first impression.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Giving #First Impression #Firsts
“The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Keys #Healthy #Tvs
“I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Divorce #Rejection #Feels
“Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy. People look to him for what's next in comedy, and he emails these people back promptly. The Will to Whatevs put me in a great mood because I was laughing out loud. Alone. That's hard to do.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Laughing #People #Looks
“I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my comedy.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Stars #Comedy #Aids
“I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Married
“How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#People #Answers #Carnivals
“Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Ideas #People #Creepy
“I like 'Donnie Darko;' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Dream #Sleep
“Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Dancer #Musician #Backup
“Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Dream #Sleep #Brain
“Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Alienation
“Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Comedy
“Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Tragedy #Different #Comedy
“I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!'”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Years #Parent #Married
“I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#People #Comedian #Fans
“Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Stage
“The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Art #Opinion #Comedy
“I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#People #Admire #Situation
“I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But theyre also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Thinking #Laughing #Serious
“Essentially, retweets are like laughs.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Laughing #Retweet
“I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Passionate #Want #Feels
“I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Issues #Trying #Honest
“Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Sharks #Doe #Rhyme
“It had that kind of open-ended fear to it - like that feeling you get when you're driving and you see a cop. And you're not speeding. You don't have drugs. But you're just thinking, I hope he doesn't notice I'm driving.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Thinking #Feelings #Drug
“I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Parent #Computer #Realizing
“Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Want #Sometimes
“Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream”
-- Mike Birbiglia

#Falling In Love #Love Is #Ice

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