Mike Birbiglia Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. June 20, 1978
Birthday: June 20
My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in a submarine, navigating the Sea of White Panties with my Spanish-speaking crew. I was like, "Mrs. Sanchez, set the coordinates to Permanent Press! Give me some quarters and another drink! This place is starting to look like a laundromat."
topic: Drinking, Sea, White, Laundromats, Submarines, Coordinates
