Judy Tenuta Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."”
-- Judy Tenuta

#Mother #Procrastination #Waiting
“How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?”
-- Judy Tenuta

#Suicide #Suicidal #Dating
“I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.”
-- Judy Tenuta

#Philosophy #Professors
“I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain.”
-- Judy Tenuta

#Littles #Chains #Turned Down
“This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"”
-- Judy Tenuta

#Memorable #Gay #Men
“Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you....”
-- Judy Tenuta

#Friendship #Enemy #Enough
“I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.”
-- Judy Tenuta

#Italian #Half #Polish
“Love Goddess in training. It could happen.”
-- Judy Tenuta

#Training #God Love #Goddess

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