Judy Tenuta Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."”
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“How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?”
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“I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.”
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“I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain.”
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“This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"”
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“Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you....”
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“I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.”
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