Rob Corddry quotes
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“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.”
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“I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose improv as a stepping stone, it just happened to become one.”
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“Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.”
-- Rob CorddrySource : Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. December 4, 2006.
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“I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."”
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“I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.”
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“I don't feel rivalry. I'm the least competitive person you'll meet ever, to a fault.”
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“As a teenager, I was very much a people pleaser and that excludes being adventuresome at all. I was a Boy Scout though and so that's as adventuresome as I got.”
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“I've always defined myself as a writer, I've never decided what it was I was gonna write. I always fancied myself one, but I'm not. I'm so far from a writer.”
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“Stand-up is a real art form in itself and one that I really think to be good at you have to devote your entire life to. It's the really, really good ones that end up getting to do the things that I like to do: movies, TV shows, and stuff like that. It's a really hard gig and it just never called to me.”
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“I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only ***** make that kind of distinction.”
-- Rob CorddrySource : "The GQ&A: Rob Corddry". Interview with Sean Fennessey, www.gq.com. July 21, 2011.
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“I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!"”
-- Rob CorddrySource : "What Happens In Vegas - Rob Corddry and Lake Bell interview". Interview with Rob Carnevale, www.indielondon.co.uk.
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“I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a best friend and the woman has a best friend and they always antagonise each other and then they end up together at the end of the movie.”
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“I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product.”
-- Rob CorddrySource : "Rob Corddry on Pain & Gain, Being from Boston, and Absurdity". Esquire Interview, www.esquire.com. April 25, 2013.
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“It started off for me as just wanting to be an actor and sort of resenting in a weird way being expected to write as well as be a comedian and an improviser. And then you think about it for a minute, and I smartened up and realized that the only way to sustain a career is to generate your own material. Or to be in control of your career as best you can. And in allowing yourself to do that it opens up a whole new world of possibilities. And then you're like "Oh, producing is a thing."”
-- Rob CorddrySource : "Rob Corddry on Pain & Gain, Being from Boston, and Absurdity". Esquire Interview, www.esquire.com. April 25, 2013.
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“I'm a complete egomaniac. It makes me feel terrible to say [being interviewed] is hard. It's taxing in a way. Just 'cause it's a lot of mental energy just to keep focused. I actually think it's harder for journalists.”
-- Rob CorddrySource : "Rob Corddry on Pain & Gain, Being from Boston, and Absurdity". Esquire.com Interview, www.esquire.com. April 25, 2013.
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“I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.”
-- Rob CorddrySource : "Rob Corddry Talks ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH, Voicing His First Animated Feature, Earning an Eagle Scout Badge, WARM BODIES and PAIN & GAIN". collider.com. February 13, 2013.
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“Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.”
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“The head writer loves that my character is a boor.”
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“Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.”
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“I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.”
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“The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.”
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“People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.”
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“I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.”
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“I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.”
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“If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.”
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“The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.”
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“This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.”
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“I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.”
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“I just want to do cool stuff.”
-- Rob CorddrySource : Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. April 12, 2006.
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“I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.”
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“I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.”
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“I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.”
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“You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.”
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“I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.”
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“Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.”
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“Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express.”
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“Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.”
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“I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.”
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