Quotes and Sayings About Jam
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Do you know the times when one seems to stick fast in circumstances like the fly in the jam-pot? It can't be helped, and I suppose the best thing to do is to lay in a good store of jam!
-- A. C. Benson -
The Law of Raspberry Jam: the wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.
-- Alvin Toffler -
A traffic jam is a collision between free enterprise and socialism. Free enterprise produces automobiles faster than socialism can build roads and road capacity.
-- Andrew Joseph Galambos -
As Estha stirred the thick jam he thought Two Thoughts and the Two Thoughts he thought were these: a) Anything can happen to anyone. and b) It is best to be prepared.
-- Arundhati Roy -
What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!
-- Billy Connolly -
There are never any traffic jams on the extra mile.
-- Brian Tracy -
My days are jam-packed with carpools, classroom assistance, tending to chickens, dogs and seven acres of olive trees!
-- Carre Otis -
Why was it that jam always coated me so?
-- Catherine Gilbert Murdock -
We would play, then they would play a set, then we would jam on the last song.
-- Charlie Byrd