Quotes and Sayings About Jars
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I'm going to move on and do other things. My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks.
-- Ahmed Best -
I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar
-- Allen West -
I once met an economist who believed that everything was fungible for money, so I suggested he enclose himself in a large bell-jar with as much money as he wanted and see how long he lasted.
-- Amory Lovins -
If a sudden jar can cause me to speak an impatient, unloving word, then I know nothing of Calvary love. For a cup brimful of sweet water cannot spill even one drop of bitter water, however suddenly jolted.
-- Amy Carmichael -
I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.
-- Brian Regan -
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
-- Bruce Willis -
I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.
-- Charlaine Harris -
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.
-- Demetri Martin -
It is quite common to hear high officials in Washington and elsewhere speak of changing the map of the Middle East, as if ancient societies and myriad peoples can be shaken up like so many peanuts in a jar.
-- Edward Said -
I admire people who are suited to the contemplative life. They can sit inside themselves like honey in a jar and just be.
-- Elizabeth Janeway -
A person needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing you to grow. Without them, it sleeps- seldom to awaken. The sleeper must awaken.
-- Frank Herbert -
Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong.
-- Gail Porter -
One night, in his cups, he drank a jar of wildfire, after telling his friends it would transform him into a dragon, but the gods were kind and it transformed him into a corpse.
-- George R. R. Martin -
At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished.
-- Ivy Compton-Burnett -
When the jars of clay remember they are jars of clay, the treasure within gets all the glory, which seems somehow more fitting.
-- Jen Hatmaker -
Living and working for four decades in a Bologna apartment and studio he shared with his unwed sisters, Morandi painted little but bottles, boxes, jars, and vases. Yet like that of Chardin and the underappreciated William Nicholson, Morandi's work seems to slow down time and show you things you've never seen before.
-- Jerry Saltz -
I collect flickering stars in old pickling jars, poking holes in the lids so they can breathe.
-- Joseph Gordon-Levitt -
It's like a jar of salad dressing sitting on a shelf... most of the seasoning settles to the bottom of the bottle. But when you shake that bottle up, all the ingredients mix together and then the dressing can add flavor to a salad. In the same way, we can stir ourselves up and regain the reverence, respect and awe we once had for the Lord.
-- Joyce Meyer -
Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?
-- Julie Kagawa -
Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.
-- Malin Akerman -
Awakened at midnight by the sound of the water jar cracking from the ice
-- Matsuo Basho -
Alas! all music jars when the soul's out of tune.
-- Miguel de Cervantes -
Like a jar you housed the infinite tenderness, and the infinite oblivion shattered you like a jar.
-- Pablo Neruda -
We can let the energy of love flow instead of placing it in a jar and leaving it aside.
-- Paulo Coelho -
George Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar.
-- Peter Mayhew -
We are all jars of clay, fragile and poor, yet we carry within us an immense treasure.
-- Pope Francis -
My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar.
-- Ray Romano -
Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles.
-- Regina Spektor -
You know what rumors are like-like a jar full of moths. Once they escape, they're all over the place.
-- Rhys Bowen -
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
-- Robert Bloch