Sandwiches famous quotes

There's a very passionate pro-chewing movement on the Internet called Chewdiasm. They say that we should be chewing 50 to 100 times per mouthful, which is insane. I tried that. It takes like a day and a half to eat a sandwich. But their basic idea is right. If you chew, you'll eat slower and you will get more nutrients.
-- A. J. Jacobs

#Ideas #Insane #Sandwiches

When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.
-- Aasif Mandvi

#Mom #Peanut Butter #Sandwiches

Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is your sandwich tasty or sour?
-- Alan Rufus

#Life #Sandwiches #Birth

I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.
-- Alber Elbaz

#Sandwiches #Dessert

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
-- Allan Sherman

#Cutting #Sandwiches #Cold

Monsieur Franqulin, inventor of electricity. This illustrious savant, after having made several voyages around the world, died on the Sandwich Islands and was devoured by savages, of whom not a single fragment was ever recovered.
-- Ambrose Bierce

#Islands #Savages #Sandwiches

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.
-- Andy Roddick

#Mother #Cheesy #Sandwiches

When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.
-- Anne Rice

#Sexy #Lunch #Sandwiches

Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich?
-- Annie Leonard

#Water #Cost #Sandwiches

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony.
-- Arthur Conan Doyle

#Coffee #Land #Sandwiches

I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.
-- Billy Gardell

#Mom #Sandwiches #Diners

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.
-- Brian Regan

#Two #Sandwiches #Jars

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars. And who knows how many knives!
-- Brian Regan

#Knives #Two #Sandwiches

In the case of some women, ***** take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in.
-- Bruce Jay Friedman

#Sex #June #Sandwiches

Innocents, the meat in a ghastly sandwich between an uncaring society and a vengeful state.
-- Bryce Courtenay

#Meat #Sandwiches #States

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.
-- Calvin Trillin

#Colonialism #Sandwiches #Argument

My mother gave me a disappointed look. Then I gave her one back. Mine was for everything, not just the sandwich.
-- Carol Rifka Brunt

#Mother #Looks #Sandwiches

Its hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known to eat an ice cream sandwich.
-- Caroline Paul

#Morning #Ice Cream #Sandwiches

Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make you well, as a doctor, I should be giving you a parachute, not a cheese-and-pickle sandwich.
-- Chris Cleave

#Doctors #Giving #Sandwiches

Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.
-- Chuck Robb

#Sandwiches #Ham #Injustice

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Sandwiches #Want

It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.
-- Daniel Craig

#Meat #Sandwiches #Bread

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.
-- Danny DeVito

#Towers #Looks #Sandwiches

I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.
-- Eddie Vedder

#Eye #Gas Stations #Sandwiches

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.
-- Edward Gorey

#Sandwiches #Should #Parsley

When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.
-- Elisha Lim

#Jam #Sandwiches #Pants

This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see.
-- Emanuel Cleaver

#Sugar #Buns #Sandwiches

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

#Men #Sandwiches #Bread

He added that a Frenchman in the train had given him a great sandwich that so stank of garlic that he had been inclined to throw it at the fellow's head.
-- Ford Madox Ford

#Sandwiches #Garlic #Culinary

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.
-- Gwen Stefani

#Peanut Butter #Sandwiches #Peanuts

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
-- Homer

#Sandwiches #Clubs #Destruction

The perfect bacon sandwich is on white bread, very soft and very thick. Sourdough with a good crust. The bacon is half way to being crispy - and there's lots of it - and enough brown sauce to trickle down your arm. You've not really enjoyed a bacon sandwich unless 10 minutes later you're still licking your wrists.
-- Howard Jacobson

#White #Perfect #Sandwiches

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her.
-- Ian Dury

#Greatest Love #Sandwiches #Centre

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
-- Jack Benny

#Cutting #Sandwiches #Pieces

Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
-- James Beard

#People #Sandwiches

I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.
-- Jeff Mauro

#Two #Sandwiches #Pieces

You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.
-- Jeff Mauro

#Meals #Sandwiches

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffrey Dahmer

#Meals #Sandwiches

sex is like sandwiches, there has to be something in between.
-- Jennifer Stone

#Sex #Sandwiches

It was one of those moments that would have had dramatic music if my life were a movie, but instead I got a radio jingle for some kind of submarine sandwich place blaring over the store's ambient stereo. The movie of my life must be really low-budget.
-- Jim Butcher

#Radio #Jingles #Sandwiches

If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches they will take sandwiches.
-- John Boyd Orr

#People #Sandwiches #Politics

When I'm at craft services, I make the best-tasting,10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread.
-- Kellan Lutz

#Meat #Sandwiches #Crafts

It was a sh*t sandwich.
-- Kris Humphries

#Divorce #Sandwiches

I tell people all the time, you have to be in love with that pot. You have to put all your love in that pot. If you're in a hurry,just eat your sandwich and go. Don't even start cooking, because you can't do anything well in a hurry. I love food. I love serving people. I love satisfying people.
-- Leah Chase

#People #Cooking #Sandwiches

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.
-- Mario Diaz-Balart

#Sandwiches #Peanut Butter #Jelly

I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.'
-- Meghan Trainor

#Ice #Sandwiches #Three

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.
-- Mira Grant

#Sandwiches #Ham #Cheese

Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich.
-- Muddy Waters

#Sunrise #Sandwiches #Cents

Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues.
-- Muddy Waters

#Night #Sunrise #Sandwiches

We hunger for significance, for signs that our personal existence is of special meaning to the universe. To that end, we’re all too eager to deceive ourselves and others, to discern a sacred image in a grilled cheese sandwich or find a divine warning in a comet
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

#Special #Sandwiches #Warning

Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting,
-- Padgett Powell

#Two #Sandwiches #Bed

I grew up a vegetarian. Then, because I grew up in the states, I started slowly eating meat. First it was bologna sandwiches, or pepperoni on pizza.
-- Padma Lakshmi

#Eating Meat #Sandwiches #Bologna

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
-- Paul Lynde

#Food #Sandwiches #Spoons

I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.
-- Peter Dinklage

#Cereal #Sandwiches #Dresses

A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.
-- Peter Drury

#Football #Sandwiches #Salmon

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.
-- Pharrell Williams

#Order #Jelly #Sandwiches

I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I started to bring my lunchbox with sardine sandwiches and calamari that I would eat off my fingers like rings. I was also always reeking of garlic.
-- Rachael Ray

#Grandfather #Sandwiches #Sardines

Every jacket I make has interior pockets big enough to store a book and a sandwich and a passport.
-- Rick Owens

#Fashion #Book #Sandwiches

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!
-- Santino Marella

#Stupid #Wrestling #Sandwiches

Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time.
-- Shane Battier

#Sandwiches #Taste #Next

I was too terrified to notice she [Shelley Long] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich.
-- Shelley Long

#Long #Sandwiches #Remember

A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.
-- Sol Wachtler

#Law #Sandwiches #Ham

I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people think the 'B' stands for 'bread,' and I can understand someone not wanting a lettuce and tomato sandwich. But, the bread is implied in the word 'sandwich.' Anyway, it's an American original. Everyone should have a BLT as soon as they can.
-- Stephen Colbert

#Thinking #People #Sandwiches

Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty much all other uses, toast is better than bread. An exception is when the bread is fresh from the oven, piping hot, with butter melting all over it. Then it's fantastic, but I would argue that bread fresh out of the oven is a kind of toast. Because I'm an ***** and I refuse to be wrong about something.
-- Steve Albini

#Children #Sandwiches #Use

It's just me and the Bane. And I'm fighting him because he killed all of those innocent mice and people, and I have to stop him. Not because Sandwich says so but because I say so.
-- Suzanne Collins

#Fighting #People #Sandwiches

I can afford to get Tescos finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones.
-- Taron Egerton

#Sandwiches #Finest #Tesco

It's never about the screwup - it's always about the recovery. That's the thing about it... if it comes out a little rare you call it carpaccio. It comes out a little overcooked, you shred it up and put in on a sandwich.
-- Tyler Florence

#Recovery #Littles #Sandwiches

Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich
-- Veronica Roth

#Potatoes #Sandwiches #Mashed Potatoes

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.
-- Victoria Wood

#Sandwiches #Drink #Champagne

Enjoy every sandwich.
-- Warren Zevon

#Life #Sandwiches #Enjoy

You put more value on every minute...You know I always kinda thought I did that. I really always enjoyed myself. But it's more valuable now. You're reminded to enjoy every sandwich and every minute.
-- Warren Zevon

#Sandwiches #Minutes #Enjoy

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing.
-- Chris O'Dowd

#Sound #Sandwiches #Soup

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
-- Dov Davidoff

#Thinking #Issues #Sandwiches

Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
-- LIZ

#Believe #Sandwiches #Want

I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers.
-- Michael T. Flynn

#Kids #Sandwiches #Littles

I have a lot of appetites and try to revel in almost everything, so inspiration can even come from a well-appointed submarine sandwich, you know?
-- Patrick Fabian

#Inspiration #Trying #Sandwiches

Why, sir," said he, looking about him, "what splendour I see: gold lace, breeches, cocked hats. Allow me to recommend a sandwich. And would you be contemplating an attack, at all?" "It had crossed my mind, I must admit," said Jack. "Indeed, I may go so far as to say, that I am afraid a conflict is now virtually inevitable. Did you notice we have cleared for action?
-- Patrick O'Brian

#Mind #Gold #Sandwiches

Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich.
-- Michael Steele

#Men #Black #Sandwiches

In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in.
-- Bruce Jay Friedman

#Sex #June #Sandwiches

There is a curious relationship between a candidate and the reporters who cover him. It can be affected by small things like a competent press staff, enough seats, sandwiches and briefings and the ability to understand deadlines.
-- Ronald Steel

#Relationship #Sandwiches #Enough

Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't realise what's happening on the pitch
-- Roy Keane

#Football #People #Sandwiches

I think if you have to make sandwiches to get a ring - you should do good things for your man, but I don't think I would do that.
-- Katie Pavlich

#Men #Thinking #Sandwiches