Quotes and Sayings About Sandwiches
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There's a very passionate pro-chewing movement on the Internet called Chewdiasm. They say that we should be chewing 50 to 100 times per mouthful, which is insane. I tried that. It takes like a day and a half to eat a sandwich. But their basic idea is right. If you chew, you'll eat slower and you will get more nutrients.
-- A. J. Jacobs -
When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.
-- Aasif Mandvi -
Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is your sandwich tasty or sour?
-- Alan Rufus -
I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.
-- Alber Elbaz -
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
-- Allan Sherman -
Monsieur Franqulin, inventor of electricity. This illustrious savant, after having made several voyages around the world, died on the Sandwich Islands and was devoured by savages, of whom not a single fragment was ever recovered.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.
-- Andy Roddick -
When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.
-- Anne Rice -
Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich?
-- Annie Leonard -
A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony.
-- Arthur Conan Doyle -
I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.
-- Billy Gardell -
I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.
-- Brian Regan -
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars. And who knows how many knives!
-- Brian Regan -
In the case of some women, ***** take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in.
-- Bruce Jay Friedman -
Innocents, the meat in a ghastly sandwich between an uncaring society and a vengeful state.
-- Bryce Courtenay -
The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.
-- Calvin Trillin -
My mother gave me a disappointed look. Then I gave her one back. Mine was for everything, not just the sandwich.
-- Carol Rifka Brunt -
Its hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known to eat an ice cream sandwich.
-- Caroline Paul -
Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make you well, as a doctor, I should be giving you a parachute, not a cheese-and-pickle sandwich.
-- Chris Cleave -
Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.
-- Chuck Robb -
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
-- Cody Lundin -
It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.
-- Daniel Craig -
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.
-- Danny DeVito -
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.
-- Eddie Vedder -
I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.
-- Edward Gorey -
When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.
-- Elisha Lim -
This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see.
-- Emanuel Cleaver -
A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald -
He added that a Frenchman in the train had given him a great sandwich that so stank of garlic that he had been inclined to throw it at the fellow's head.
-- Ford Madox Ford
