Paul Lynde Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!”
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“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”
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“Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.”
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“A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.”
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“If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.”
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“My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.”
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“I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.”
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“I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.”
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“Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?”
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“I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.”
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“When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.”
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“I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”
-- Paul LyndeSource : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.”
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“The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.”
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“Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.”
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“It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.”
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“Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble”
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“The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.”
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“My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.”
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“I don't understand why people don't remember my name.”
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“If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.”
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“If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.”
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“My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.”
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“As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted”
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“I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.”
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