Cheesy quotes

  • We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
    -- Alan Bennett

    #Children #Cheesy #Humanity

  • If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
    -- Amanda Peet

    #Giving Up #Cheesy #Chocolate

  • Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.
    -- Andy Roddick

    #Mother #Cheesy #Sandwiches

  • Press junkets are incredibly annoying. You sit in a chair for three to six hours and have different journalists shuttle in for three minutes at a time, asking cheesy movie questions to get a quick sound bite - and that's their only objective. You can't really move or eat. You're just stuck there. It's pressure, constant pressure.
    -- Annabella Sciorra

    #Moving #Cheesy #Pressure

  • You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.
    -- Anthony Bourdain

    #Cheesy #Cheese

  • I also love a good cheesy movie, and I'm kind of addicted to my computer.
    -- Behati Prinsloo

    #Cheesy #Kind #Computer

  • Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny.
    -- Brittany Snow

    #Thinking #Cheesy #Way

  • I keep 'The Paper Bag Princess' by Robert Munsch on my shelf to remind me that my prince will love me no matter what I wear. Cheesy!
    -- Brittany Snow

    #Princess #Cheesy #Bags

  • Hawaii is paradise. It sounds cheesy to say it, but there's music in the air there.
    -- Bruno Mars

    #Air #Cheesy #Sound

  • Only peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 different kinds of cheese.
    -- Charles de Gaulle

    #Country #Blue #Cheesy

  • I hope to make a positive, productive contribution, as cheesy as that may sound.
    -- Chelsea Clinton

    #Cheesy #Sound #May

  • Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.
    -- Clifton Fadiman

    #Cheesy #Milk #Cheese

  • I loathe cheese, it makes me ill.
    -- Colin Baker

    #Cheesy #Cheese #Ill

  • I have an unabashed adoration of cheesy pop music.
    -- Darren Criss

    #Cheesy #Pops #Adoration

  • When I started getting notoriety it was cheesy to appear in a commercial.
    -- David Duchovny

    #Cheesy #Notoriety

  • I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.
    -- David Hasselhoff

    #Voice #Cheesy #Most Amazing

  • Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
    -- Dennis Miller

    #Lying #Cheesy #Washington Dc

  • I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out. I gotta start healthy or I'll be off the rails all day.
    -- Donnie Wahlberg

    #Eggs #Guy #Cheesy

  • You can only write so many pop songs before they all sound the same. I got to a point where something overtly melodic and straightforward sounded sort of cheesy to me. Pop songs seemed too manufactured.
    -- Dylan Baldi

    #Song #Writing #Cheesy

  • Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
    -- Ellen DeGeneres

    #Christmas #Holiday #Cheesy

  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
    -- George Carlin

    #Christmas #Girl #Cheesy

  • Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
    -- George Will

    #Apples #Pie #Cheesy

  • What gods do you pray to?
    -- Gerry Lopez

    #Cheesy Love #Cheesy #Praying

  • It is so hard for us little human beings to accept this deal that we get. It's really crazy, isn't it? We get to live, then we have to die. ... What spirit human beings have! It is a pretty cheesy deal - all the pleasures of life, and then death.
    -- Gilda Radner

    #Crazy #Life And Death #Cheesy

  • Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
    -- Gina Barreca

    #Wine #Chocolate #Cheesy

  • I definitely don't want to be one of those athletes who turns into a cheesy actress.
    -- Gina Carano

    #Athlete #Cheesy #Want

  • It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
    -- Graham Coxon

    #Beer #People #Cheesy

  • I'm a really cheesy romantic I like to light candles and listen to romantic music
    -- Greyson Chance

    #Light #Cheesy #Candle

  • Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.
    -- Harry Shearer

    #Guy #Cheesy #Politics

  • I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda.
    -- Jack Black

    #Sea #Judging #Cheesy

  • A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
    -- James Joyce

    #Cheesy #Meat #Gone

  • Achieving success as an actor has not been easy for me. My biggest, probably most irrational complaint has been that I've had to work harder for what I've gotten. I've seen other people with nepotism or wealth or cheesy good looks on their side who've had.
    -- James Woods

    #Hard Work #People #Cheesy

  • We did talk about cheese on our first date.
    -- Jane Kaczmarek

    #Cheesy #Firsts #Cheese

  • My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
    -- Jay London

    #Cheesy #Cheese #Whole Family

  • Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye
    -- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

    #Eye #Cheesy #Cheese

  • The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.
    -- Jeremy Paxman

    #Business #Bird #Cheesy

  • I do have the cheesiest of cheesy chat-up lines used on me.
    -- Jesse Metcalfe

    #Cheesy #Lines #Used

  • I always make a wish at 11:11, even if its something cheesy.
    -- Jessica Sanchez

    #Cheesy #Wish #Make A Wish

  • I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
    -- John Kennedy Toole

    #Food #Writing #Cheesy

  • There was a loud cough from the man on the stand. I replaced My Magic Mirror carefully on his tray, gave him a cheesy smile, and went my way.
    -- Jonathan Stroud

    #Men #Mirrors #Cheesy

  • It was a cheesy cheeseball, covered with Cheez Whiz and served on a bed of Cheez-Its. With a side of queso.
    -- Jordan Sonnenblick

    #Cheesy #Bed #Sides

  • I'm a big romantic, traditional, cheesy guy.
    -- Josh Hutcherson

    #Guy #Cheesy #Bigs

  • That it's a lot harder to make a keyboard sound not-cheesy than a guitar.
    -- Julian Casablancas

    #Guitar #Cheesy #Sound

  • No single imagination is wild or crass or cheesy enough to compete with the collective mindlessness that propels our fascination forward.
    -- Karen Tei Yamashita

    #Imagination #Cheesy #Fascination

  • Wraith rubbed his hands together in cheesy horror-movie glee. “Join us or die.” He grinned. “I’ve always wanted to say that.
    -- Larissa Ione

    #Hands #Cheesy #Together

  • I love all kinds of movies. I love a really good comedy and not the cheesy ones. My parents hate this, but I love horror films. Those are my favorite, and of course, dramatic roles. Im really drawn to those as well. All different genres.
    -- Liana Liberato

    #Hate #Parent #Cheesy

  • I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
    -- Liv Tyler

    #Love #Cheesy #Age

  • When Grease and Fame came out, people thought they were cheesy.
    -- Lucas Grabeel

    #People #Cheesy #Grease

  • My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose.
    -- Manfred von Richthofen

    #War #Eggs #Cheesy

  • Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?
    -- Mark E. Smith

    #Blue #Cheesy #Amphetamines

  • To paraphrase Paul, God often uses the cheesy to confound the sophisticated. He regularly honors those who are confused about his leading as if they have nailed it.
    -- Mark Galli

    #Confused #Cheesy #Honor

  • Things tend to come when they are meant to come. I know that sounds kind of like spiritual and cheesy, but I think things come when they're meant to come.
    -- Martha Plimpton

    #Spiritual #Thinking #Cheesy

  • Mormonism has this great cheesy aesthetic - when you watch their videos, it's almost as if they're about to flash a smile at the camera and burst into song. Mormon cheesiness is so close to musical cheesiness.
    -- Matt Stone

    #Song #Cheesy #Musical

  • I was always told that I was too strange or that I was too cheesy by different groups of people, like the record companies said I was way too weird and the indie people wouldn't even let me in their band.
    -- Mika

    #People #Cheesy #Different

  • Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
    -- Mitch Hedberg

    #Food #Cheesy #Cheese

  • I love a good road trip. And I have been known to sing cheesy '80s songs at the top of my lungs on a windy road when no one can hear.
    -- Morena Baccarin

    #Song #Cheesy #Road Trip

  • Ive got a soft spot for really cheesy 1980s ballads by Pat Benatar and Foreigner. When I'm having my make-up put on at 6am and I need to be warmed up gently, it's always Ella Fitzgerald or Nina Simone.
    -- Natalie Dormer

    #Cheesy #Needs #Ballads

  • Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.
    -- Nick Cannon

    #Cheesy #Cheese

  • I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends.
    -- Nick Kroll

    #Cheesy #Sound #Comedy

  • I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.
    -- Penn Jillette

    #Cheesy #Magic #Cold

  • I try to dress classy and dance cheesy.
    -- PSY

    #Cheesy #Trying #Dresses

  • For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner.
    -- Reese Witherspoon

    #Kids #Cheesy #Hamburgers

  • I've realized that although Valentine's Day can be a cheesy money making stint to most people, it's a day of expressing love across the world. It doesn't have to only be between lovers, but by telling a friend that you care, or even an old person that they are still appreciated.
    -- Reeva Steenkamp

    #Valentine #People #Cheesy

  • One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.
    -- Richard Marx

    #Light #Cheesy #Rooms

  • But I listen to live recordings of things that I did back in the '70s and then how I've done things since. And there's no doubt about it: if I compare the two, it's like chalk and cheese.
    -- Rick Wakeman

    #Two #Cheesy #Doubt

  • I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
    -- Ricky Schroder

    #Kids #Cheesy #Spoons

  • You realize that the first Bryan Ferry album was pretty good although at the time it seemed a bit cheesy.
    -- Robyn Hitchcock

    #Cheesy #Firsts #Albums

  • I always just wanted to be a cheesy guy on television.
    -- Ryan Seacrest

    #Guy #Cheesy #Television

  • I would like to do a romantic comedy, but not a romantic comedy that is cheesy. I want to do an old romantic comedy like Roman Holiday or My Fair Lady.
    -- Sami Gayle

    #Holiday #Cheesy #Want

  • My goal, my aim is to be a superstar, but not in a cheesy way. I want to go to America and do what they do. But better!
    -- Tinie Tempah

    #America #Goal #Cheesy

  • I remember that when I got to NYU, everyone was writing scripts. But I was 18 at the time, and when you write a script, so much of it is about what you pull from life, and this sounds sort of cheesy, but I felt like I didn't have enough life experience at that point to write a movie.
    -- Todd Phillips

    #Writing #Nyu #Cheesy

  • Well, it's so cheesy to say but you can't find a comedy director who makes movies for critics. When a movie does $580 million worldwide, I'm not saying that proves anything except people were enjoying the experience.
    -- Todd Phillips

    #People #Cheesy #Doe

  • I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
    -- Tommy Cooper

    #Cheesy #Kitchen #Legs

  • I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup
    -- Tyler, The Creator

    #Beach #Stupid #Cheesy

  • The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
    -- W. C. Fields

    #Clever #Cat #Cheesy

  • In France, I learned about wine and cheese.
    -- Walter Wager

    #Wine #Cheesy #France

  • I listen to a wide variety of music of all genres, but sometimes you just need a cheesy pop song.
    -- Cynthia Addai-Robinson

    #Song #Variety Of Music #Cheesy

  • As cheesy and melodramatic as it might sound, love excites me more than anything... in all its forms.
    -- Haley Strode

    #Cheesy #Sound #Might

  • Because I'm always so paranoid about doing corny things, or cheesy things in music, that often I probably don't make as good music as I could if I wasn't stifling it so much.
    -- Jay Watson

    #Cheesy #Corny #Stifling

  • I grew up in Doraville, Georgia and I ate barbecued ribs and chicken fried steak, and all kinds of cheesy grits, you know, and I never even thought twice about it.
    -- Kathy Freston

    #Cheesy #Grit #Georgia

  • You need to get out of your comfort zone, return to the Midwest, see some family, and, as cheesy as it sounds, work the land - plant some trees, maybe take up watercolor.
    -- Lissie

    #Land #Tree #Cheesy

  • The fundamental truth guiding social justice comedy is that people are not shitty. That sounds cheesy, but that's how I have to approach it. Everybody has the capacity for change.
    -- Negin Farsad

    #People #Justice #Cheesy

  • I wrote a cheesy love song - called "Tender Torture". I guess it's more of a song about being away from someone that you love. It's pretty strange. It's sincere, I guess. It's actually something that I really felt.
    -- Nicholas Thorburn

    #Song #Cheesy #Strange

  • I've been in love since I was 14; it's always focused on someone or something and it's always unrequited. It's led to a lot of cheesy lines, but it's also the way I am. I want to be romantic, and songs are a good way to do that.
    -- Tobias Jesso Jr.

    #Song #Cheesy #Unrequited

  • Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.
    -- Bryan Q. Miller

    #Cities #Icons #Cheesy

  • Richard Pryor had real sincere and vulnerable moments. Now it seems so cheesy if you stop your act and say, "This is why we have to help them kids. We've got to make sure them kids can read."
    -- Moshe Kasher

    #Real #Kids #Cheesy

  • I'm incredibly cheesy. I'm all about happy endings and all of that.
    -- Rebecca Mader

    #Cheesy #Happy Endings

  • Your imagination is your most important tool, as an actor, as cheesy as that sounds.
    -- Jane Levy

    #Imagination #Cheesy #Important

  • I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
    -- Joe Murray

    #Thinking #Smell #Cheesy

  • Every project you're involved in and any character that you're invested in ... you learn a message from that experience. I know that sounds a little cheesy, but it's true. Its kind of funny the parallel that I drew from that, you kind of learn something and you get to apply it to the next thing.
    -- Kelli Giddish

    #Character #Cheesy #Kind