Quotes and Sayings About Hamburgers
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
-- Al Yankovic -
You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.
-- Alton Brown -
I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy.
-- Amelia Atwater-Rhodes -
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
-- Bill Engvall -
I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger." Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare to offers made in other centuries. "And fries," Sean said. "And a vanilla milkshake." Annie remained unthrilled. "Okay, okay. You can have a Big Mac." Romance in my century, she thought, is pitiful.
-- Caroline B. Cooney -
Looking hard for a drive in, searching for a corner cafe, where the hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day,
-- Chuck Berry -
Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face? - How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face? Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?
-- Claudia Gray -
So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact that we turn sacred cows into hamburger.
-- Daniel Pipes -
Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.
-- Dave Barry -
There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.
-- Don Van Vliet -
The executives who run the fast food industry are not bad men. They are businessmen. They will sell free-range, organic, grass-fed hamburgers if you demand it. They will sell whatever sells at a profit.
-- Eric Schlosser -
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
-- Evan Esar -
I want to keep fighting because it's the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.
-- George Foreman -
You can't take a congressman to lunch for $25 and buy him a hamburger or a steak or something like that. But you can take him to a fund-raising lunch and not only buy him that steak, but give him $25,000 extra and call it a fund-raiser - and have all the same access and all the same interactions with that congressman.
-- Jack Abramoff -
A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger.
-- Jerry Stahl -
I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please. / Sir, we don't serve negroes here. / Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.
-- Joseph Lowery -
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
-- Lewis Grizzard -
What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a hamburger?
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. -
What good is having the right to sit at a lunch counter if you can't afford to buy a hamburger?
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. -
Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.
-- Matthew McConaughey -
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
-- Natasha Leggero -
If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger?
-- Oscar de la Renta -
I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?
-- Paul Newman -
[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.
-- Paul Newman -
We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet- for the sake of hamburgers
-- Peter Singer -
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
-- Peter York -
We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.
-- Phil Donahue -
Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.
-- Quentin Tarantino -
She was starting to feel a little like a hamburger at a dieters’ convention. Nobody was likely to snack on her, but absolutely everybody noticed she was edible.
-- Rachel Caine
