Quotes and Sayings About Hamburgers

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
-- Abbie Hoffman

#Advice #Hamburgers #Cows

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
-- Al Yankovic

#Years #Sick #Hamburgers

You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.
-- Alton Brown

#Dog #Hot #Hamburgers

I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy.
-- Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

#Hamburgers #Comedy #Slaughterhouses

Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
-- Bill Engvall

#Hamburgers #Doe #Shirts

I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger." Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare to offers made in other centuries. "And fries," Sean said. "And a vanilla milkshake." Annie remained unthrilled. "Okay, okay. You can have a Big Mac." Romance in my century, she thought, is pitiful.
-- Caroline B. Cooney

#Romance #Vanilla #Hamburgers

Looking hard for a drive in, searching for a corner cafe, where the hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day,
-- Chuck Berry

#Night #Cafes #Hamburgers

Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face? - How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face? Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?
-- Claudia Gray

#Hamburgers #Faces #Chance

So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact that we turn sacred cows into hamburger.
-- Daniel Pipes

#Editors #Cartoon #Hamburgers

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.
-- Dave Barry

#Mother #Groups #Hamburgers

There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.
-- Don Van Vliet

#People #World #Hamburgers

The executives who run the fast food industry are not bad men. They are businessmen. They will sell free-range, organic, grass-fed hamburgers if you demand it. They will sell whatever sells at a profit.
-- Eric Schlosser

#Running #Men #Hamburgers

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
-- Evan Esar

#Names #Cost #Hamburgers

I want to keep fighting because it's the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.
-- George Foreman

#Fighting #Boxing #Hamburgers

You can't take a congressman to lunch for $25 and buy him a hamburger or a steak or something like that. But you can take him to a fund-raising lunch and not only buy him that steak, but give him $25,000 extra and call it a fund-raiser - and have all the same access and all the same interactions with that congressman.
-- Jack Abramoff

#Lunch #Giving #Hamburgers

A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger.
-- Jerry Stahl

#Sweet #Hamburgers #Scent

I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please. / Sir, we don't serve negroes here. / Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.
-- Joseph Lowery

#Hamburgers #Coke #Please

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
-- Lewis Grizzard

#Waiting #Hamburgers #Lines

What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a hamburger?
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

#Struggle #Hamburgers #Doe

What good is having the right to sit at a lunch counter if you can't afford to buy a hamburger?
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

#Lunch #Democracy #Hamburgers

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.
-- Matthew McConaughey

#Smart #Men #Hamburgers

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Writing #Cutting #Hamburgers

If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger?
-- Oscar de la Renta

#Dog #Hamburgers #Hot

I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?
-- Paul Newman

#Home #Hamburgers #May

[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.
-- Paul Newman

#New York #Hamburgers #Albania

We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet- for the sake of hamburgers
-- Peter Singer

#Gambling #Hamburgers #Sake

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
-- Peter York

#Rock And Roll #Rocks #Hamburgers

We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.
-- Phil Donahue

#Children #Use #Hamburgers

Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.
-- Quentin Tarantino

#Hamburgers #Breakfast #Stones

She was starting to feel a little like a hamburger at a dieters’ convention. Nobody was likely to snack on her, but absolutely everybody noticed she was edible.
-- Rachel Caine

#Snacks #Littles #Hamburgers