Ray Romano Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”
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“If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that at all.”
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“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”
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“Identical twins. I'm glad they're identical 'cause you save money on photographs. That's what I like. Yeah. Here's my little boy. I got another one just like it.”
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“I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.”
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“If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.”
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“I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.”
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“The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.”
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“I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.”
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“I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.”
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“If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.”
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“I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.”
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“You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.”
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“After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'”
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“I do still get intimidated by certain things.”
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“I do what I do because I love it.”
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“I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.”
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“Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..”
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“If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.”
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“For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.”
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“People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.”
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“Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.”
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“That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.”
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“People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.”
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“Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?”
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“My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.”
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