Denis Leary quotes
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“When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era.”
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“When I clicked into this idea of doing a band and examining a band as a dysfunctional family, I wanted to reverse that Rescue Me formula.”
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“Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.”
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“When I first got famous, Greg Dulli was also just starting to cook with the Afghan Whigs, and because of the MTV awards I met Dave Grohl and Nirvana and all these rock and roll bands. So I had experience with what it was like when people were taking off at that time.”
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“Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad”
-- Denis LearySource : FaceBook post by Denis Leary from Aug 29, 2012
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“One of the things I always believed in was my dad came to America and he was a very talented musician, but he couldn't make a living that way so he had to support his family as an auto mechanic which he also loved doing. He was also such a great dad because when I first told him I thought I wanted to go into show business, his response was okay, that's interesting.”
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“All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.”
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“Dustin Hoffman said this one time, that if he hadn't made it as a film star, he would still be happy as a character actor because he was a character actor because of his face from day one, so he would always work in the theater.”
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“Everyone should have an evil secret plan...”
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“My wife and I were poor when I started but we struggled along until things happened for me in my thirties. I knew I was doing what I loved even if I wasn't getting paid for it, so I think I'd still be doing it.”
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“I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.”
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“I'm one of the people that when I wake up I have to do what I do. It's not like I want to do it. I kind of have to do it.”
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“Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.”
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“I'm no prophet and I'm no genius, but I can only tell you what I seem to know. As a fan of television and the movies, I think it's all for the better.”
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“Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.”
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“Everything you look at now, the scripts that come in that you look at, the television scripts are way better than the movie script. The talent is going to television.”
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“Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.”
-- Denis LearySource : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.”
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“Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino...Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup.”
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“When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.'”
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“What firefighters and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do; basically these people say, 'I'm going to protect all these strangers.'”
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“Life Sucks,get a helmet”
-- Denis LearySource : Denis Leary (2015). “No Cure for Cancer”, p.43, Anchor
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“I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.”
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“The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media.”
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“In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.”
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“In my experience in series TV, if you have a good crew and a great cast, it's going to be a great group - similar to the theater where it's a bunch of people who are really talented and go to work each day and challenge each other, and if you are lucky enough to get a hit then it's five or six or seven years of this kind of work.”
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“My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.”
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“My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.”
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“It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case.”
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“I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.”
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“My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.”
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“My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.”
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“If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain clothing. Talk about lack of civil rights - I'm sorry, I'm pulling you right off the street, and we're giving you clothes that you're going to be O.K. in.”
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“My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.”
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“I'm praying for 'Ice Age' 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Because I really think we can run those characters into the '60s, and I'm talking the 1960s, you know? The Civil Rights Movement. That's what I'm praying for, because then I wouldn't have to do anything else.”
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“Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America.”
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“Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.”
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“Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.”
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“It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'”
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“My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.”
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“No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.”
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“I'm born and raised in the Northeast. My parents are Irish immigrants. So our tendency is to shy away from the big yellow ball that comes up in the sky every once in a while.”
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“People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes!”
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“Everyone's got skeletons in their closet, and I've got a million in mine, believe me. I tested the envelope; I pushed it. Whenever somebody in authority told me not to do something, I did it just to find out why they said not to do it.”
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“First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.”
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“For us as writers, it's really important to have songs we believe in - even before sometimes we shoot a scene. If we have a song that's so perfectly designed for a scene on 'Rescue Me,' we'll play it on loud speakers during the shooting. It helps the cameraman and it helps the director, and it helps the actors know what the feel is.”
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“Good actors, especially when they know their character, will come in and either tell you in advance that they have an idea, or in the middle of the rehearsal or the scene they'll let it loose and you go, 'Ah that's great.'”
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“Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better term, become addicted to the grief because it has kept them connected to these guys that they felt responsible for having lost.”
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“Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.”
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“I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.”
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“You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.”
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“Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.”
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“Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it.”
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“If you want a long-term relationship that doesn't require a lot of work, I say, get a dog. They love you no matter what. But when it comes to humans, there's no secret; you really have to appreciate the person every single day.”
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“The best thing about series TV is that everyone you work with is hand-picked, as compared to working on a film.”
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“There's no way around it - drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.”
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“There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance.”
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“When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.”
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“Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used.”
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“I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.”
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“I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!”
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“I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.”
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“I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for the screen.”
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“I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.”
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