Pancakes Quotes:

Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of ***** doesn't like pancakes?

- A. J. Jacobs

source: A. J. Jacobs (2009). “The Guinea Pig Diaries: My Life as an Experiment”, p.9, Simon and Schuster

topic: Guy, Mail, Pancakes

There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes.

- Charles Spurgeon

topic: Hardship, Pancakes, Eating

I can no more understand the totality of God than the pancake I made for breakfast understands the complexity of me

- Donald Miller

topic: Breakfast, Pancakes, Made, Totality

It's pretty easy to hear what people are physically responding to versus what's just flat as a pancake in the room when it comes to jokes.

- Elizabeth Banks

topic: People, Rooms, Pancakes

It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year.

- Fred Melamed

topic: Years, Ham, Pancakes

I make the best pancakes you'll ever have! And I claim that title gladly. On Saturdays I make them for everybody.

- Gloria Estefan

topic: Titles, Pancakes, Claims

Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake.

- Julia Child

topic: Drama, Done, Pancakes

I don't have to tell you I love you. I fed you pancakes.

- Kathleen Flinn

topic: Love You, Pancakes, Feds

My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes

- Lewis Black

topic: House, Clubs, Pancakes

Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling, they aren't cats." "They look like cats. Like the big fluffy cat she's been stepped on and flattened to a big fluffy pancake cat," Alessandro argued.

- Lynsay Sands

topic: Cat, Pancakes, Looks, Smelly

Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps

- Mitch Hedberg

topic: Food, Waffles, Pancakes, Syrup

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes

- Samuel L. Jackson

topic: Causes, Syrup, Pancakes

I certainly don't sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything.

- Thurston Moore

topic: Morning, Listening, Pancakes

Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him.

- Tove Jansson

topic: Pancakes, Jam, Dangerous

One can't be too dangerous, if they like to eat pancakes. Especially with jam on it.

- Tove Jansson

topic: Pancakes, Jam, Dangerous

Can you imagine wot it was like. All the girls gettin' luvly figgers and me stayin' flat as a pancake? It was no fun, I tell you.

- Twiggy

topic: Girl, Fun, Pancakes, Wot

I thought English is a strange language. Now I think French is even more strange. In France, their fish is poisson, their bread is pain, and their pancake is crepe. Pain and poison and crap. That's what they have every day.

- Xiaolu Guo

source: "A Concise Chinese-English Dictionary for Lovers". Book by Xiaolu Guo, 2007.

topic: Pain, Thinking, Pancakes, Crepes

I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes!

- Gabriela Isler

topic: Apples, Pancakes, Fruit

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

- LIZ

topic: Home, Lunch, Pancakes, Heading Home

I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.

- Bill Lee

topic: Baseball, Marijuana, Pancakes, Ballparks, Impervious

I got to wear pancake makeup because you know I'm a show biz professional and they all wear pancake makeup. I got to drink free cokes!

- Levi Johnston

source: Source: manhattaninfidel.org

topic: Makeup, Coke, Pancakes, Show Biz

I hated the makeup. I hated all that pancake makeup. I didn't really like dressing for parts.

- Patti Smith

source: "Patti Smith Looks Back On Life Before She Became The Godmother Of Punk". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. October 23, 2015.

topic: Makeup, Pancakes, Hated

With Congress and the S.E.C. so heavily peopled by lawyers, and with lawyers having been so heavily involved in drafting financial disclosure documents now seen as bogus, there was a new "lawyer" joke every week. One such was: "The butcher says 'the reputation of lawyers has fallen dramatically', and the check-out clerk replies: "How do you fall dramatically off a pancake?

- Charlie Munger

topic: Fall, Clerks, Pancakes, Disclosure, Drafting

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

- Frank Zappa

topic: Beautiful, Makeup, Pancakes, Beautiful Lady, Whiskers

Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.

- Amy Poehler

topic: House, Pancakes, Firsts, Jersey Shore, Windsor

No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.

- Daniel Tosh

topic: Two Sides, Matter, Pancakes

I'm an awfully loyal friend. Once I've started a relationship with someone, it's like they are syrup and I'm a pancake. Their syrup gets into my pancake, so to speak.

- Warren Farrell

topic: Pancakes, Syrup, Loyal, Loyal Friend

Life's not linear at all. It happens in lighting flashes. So fast you don't see those lay-you-out cold moments coming at you until you're Wile E. Coyote, steamrolled flat as a pancake by the Road Runner, victim of your own elaborate schemes.

- Karen Marie Moning

topic: Pancakes, Coyotes, Cold, Wile E Coyote, Road Runner

I love adventurous travel. I also love pancakes, and making pancakes for other people. You would definitely find me in the airy treetop as opposed to below ground.

- Kate DiCamillo

source: Source: bookpage.com

topic: People, Pancakes, Adventurous, Treetops

Whatever's happening," she said, eventually, "it can all be sorted out." She saw the expression on my face then, worried. Scared even. And she said, "After pancakes.

- Neil Gaiman

topic: Expression, Pancakes, Faces

I don't really like the whole pancake look.

- Lara Stone

source: Source: www.elle.com

topic: Looks, Pancakes, Whole