Quotes and Sayings About Mail

Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of ***** doesn't like pancakes?
-- A. J. Jacobs

#Guy #Mail #Pancakes

An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left, Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
-- Alan Bennett

#Mail #Should #Centre

Merv Griffin, who developed Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, had a great line once. I used to personally answer all the mail that came in to Jeopardy! whether it was favorable or unfavorable, and Merv said, You know how I handle the nasty mail? I said no. He just grabbed it and folded it up and crunched it up and threw it in the wastebasket. He said, I don't bother with it.
-- Alex Trebek

#Answers #Lines #Mail

My fan mail is enormous. Everyone is under six.
-- Alexander Calder

#Fans #Mail #Six

Those who are seeking ways to tap into the potential of e-mail will find themselves in a position to capitalize on the pending explosion in Internet usage.
-- Alexander Haig

#Mail #Way #Internet

I'm so computer illiterate, I barely know how to send an e-mail. I mean, I have a laptop and Gmail, but I don't really look at it much.
-- Alfie Allen

#Mean #Looks #Mail

Texts and e-mails travel no faster than phone calls and telegrams, and their content isn't necessarily richer or poorer.
-- Alison Gopnik

#Phones #Mail #Phone Calls

Where is love exchanged? Where is the love felt when a state administrator stuffs a welfare check into an outgoing mail?
-- Allen West

#Mail #Stuff #Welfare

Unfortunately, the current generation of mail programs do not have checkers to see if the sender knows what he is talking about.
-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum

#Talking #Generations #Mail

If you want something, it will elude you. If you do not want something, you will get ten of it in the mail.
-- Anna Quindlen

#Literature #Want #Mail

Fan mail is one thing, but fans you meet in person are a different matter entirely.
-- Audrey Meadows

#Fans #Different #Mail

I love reader mail, and I do read it, but I won't read hate mail.
-- Ayelet Waldman

#Hate #Mail #Reader

There should be no censorship of mail.
-- Barbara Deming

#Mail #Censorship #Should

I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to say, as anonymous messages are delivered only by very low forms of human life, in my opinion.
-- Ben Brantley

#Voice #Mail #Messages

I'm basically a dinosaur. I don't use e-mail. But I do recognize the importance of science and the resulting possibilities.
-- Bernard Marcus

#Use #Dinosaurs #Mail

I think things are going to go right for me again. I'm not old. I'm old enough, but I photograph young, thank God, and I still have a public. I still get fan mail.
-- Betty Hutton

#Thinking #Thank God #Mail

I thought I made a little movie. All the mail that I get is about how it changed lives and that's wonderful.
-- C. C. H. Pounder

#Littles #Mail #Wonderful

The future of the airlines lay in hauling people, not in hauling mail for the government.
-- C. R. Smith

#Government #People #Mail

They can call or e-mail, too, but I'd rather see the bug.
-- Carl E. Olson

#Mail #Bugs

I have been ineluctably drawn to libraries ever since I entered that sanctum sanctorum. It was a place of quietude. In a world where things go beep and ding and ring, where you’ve got mail and you’ve got messages, when I enter a library, I feel that I am still entering a temple.
-- Carmen Agra Deedy

#Library #World #Mail

If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf.
-- Charles Kettering

#Business #Want #Mail

AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!
-- Charlie Flynn

#Men #Boxing #Mail

I also request that, starting today, you refer to me by my new name and use the feminine pronoun (except in official mail to the confinement facility).
-- Chelsea Manning

#Names #Use #Mail

If I dont get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh.
-- Chris Abani

#Junk #Mail #Minutes

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!
-- Chris Jericho

#Wwe #Mail #Idiot

The exchange by e-mail is more intimate than conversation - you allow yourself to say things you otherwise wouldn't.
-- Christian Lacroix

#Mail #Intimate #Conversation

H. L. Mencken told me once that he answered all his mail, pleasant and unpleasant, with just one line, 'You may be right.' That's the way I feel now. It is in the realm of possibility, just barely, that I could be the one who's wrong.
-- Clare Boothe Luce

#Lines #May #Mail

I love home. I'll stay up there for days on end, I won't even go down the driveway to look for the mail.
-- Dan Fogelberg

#Home #Looks #Mail

If you're spending so much time at the gym that your mail is forwarded there, you're not dedicated - you've got a mental disorder.
-- Dan John

#Mail #Disorder #Spending

I've found that if you're not responsive to e-mail, it trains people to leave you alone.
-- David Karp

#People #Mail #Found