Pervs Quotes:

So either your a vampire or a perv. Which is it?

- Kami Garcia

topic: Vampire, Pervs

Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2007). “Midnight Alley: The Morganville Vampires”, p.25, Penguin

topic: Males, Pervs, Morganville Vampires

You were clearly not doing your part in the clover search, perv.

- John Green

source: John Green (2015). “Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition”, p.35, Penguin

topic: Hipster, Clovers, Pervs

Yes. I did more research than I ever wanted to and saw some things I wish I didn't. I went on ride-alongs, spent time with Homicide, Cold Case, and SVU detectives, hung out in subways learning how to spot pervs and pick-pockets, viewed an autopsy, went to a police firing range, and witnessed court cases and I read, read, read.

- Mariska Hargitay

topic: Police, Wish, Research, Pervs, Homicide

I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a plaid skirt, though. It's like, do you think I'm going to stop and give you my phone number?

- Kristen Bell

topic: School, Thinking, Numbers, Pervs, Catholic School

As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the conservationists hadn't planned on reviving in this place. A perv in a white shirt and polyester pants. A standard hide-in-the-bushes-and-whack-it perv. Fat and balding, it was as appealing as watching a giant marshmallow go at it.

- Rob Thurman

topic: Marshmallow, Birdsong, Pervs, White Shirts

I cracked a child prostitution ring - I'd worked with three vice cops every day for months, out on the street, in the cold, trying to track down the pervs and the young girls being prostituted.We finally got the convictions.Six or seven months later, I was working, and I glanced up at the TV, and it was a report on a federal case.It was all three of them, in federal court, in handcuffs. Every time they busted a drug lord or a doper, they'd take all their money and their jewelry and flat screens before sending them to jail. They had been stealing from dopers for years!

- Nancy Grace

source: Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

topic: Girl, Children, Years, Pervs, Handcuffs

Oh my God. What in—” I was going to be killed by two generations of beautiful women. While naked. “Mom,” Isabel snapped, interrupting. “Do you mind not staring? It’s totally perv.

- Maggie Stiefvater

source: Maggie Stiefvater (2014). “Shiver Series (Shiver, Linger, Forever, Sinner)”, p.359, Scholastic Inc.

topic: Beautiful, Mom, Two, Pervs, Interrupting

You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?

- Kami Garcia

topic: Night, Choices, Vampire, Pervs

Fang laughed as he shoved Vane away 'Man, quit hugging on me. You are a perv." Vane punched him in the arm. "You're such an a**hole," Trace gasped. "Daddy said a bad word!" Fang said "You tell him pup. Keep your daddy straight.

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Men, Daddy, Hug, Pervs, Pups

A fine shiver coursed over my skin. "Seth?" "Yeah?" "You were in my dream." One amber-colored eye opened. "Please tell me we were naked." I rolled my eyes. "You're such a perv." He sighed mournfully as he wiggled closer. "I'll take that as a no." "You'd be correct." Unable to fall back to sleep, I started chewing on my lip. So many worries surfaced at once that my brain spun.

- J. Lynn

topic: Dream, Fall, Sleep, Pervs, Colored Eyes

Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails.

- Ray Davies

topic: Cat, Order, Law, Pervs