Mess With Me Quotes:

If you want to mess with me, you'd rather be ready for the consequences.

- Francine Pascal

topic: Want, Ready, Mess With Me

If someone messes with me, I'm going to mess with them.

- Tom Sizemore

topic: Mess With Me, Mess

Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.

- Susan Elizabeth Phillips

topic: Hurt, Don't Mess With Me, Mess With Me

Anybody who's ever dealt with me knows not to mess with me.

- Nancy Pelosi

source: "Tyrrell: Unpleasant people" by R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr., www.cnn.com. November 30, 2006.

topic: Mess With Me, Mess, Knows

Don't mess with me! I'm a black-belt!

- Michael Rooker

topic: Black, Belts, Black Belt, Don't Mess With Me, Mess With Me

Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons.

- Mike Mignola

source: John Arcudi, Mike Mignola (2011). “B.P.R.D.: The Black Flame #2”, p.1, Dark Horse Comics (Single Issues)

topic: Drinking, Skeletons, Don't Mess With Me, Mess With Me

I don't really feel famous. I'm just an internet guy. I walk down the street and people don't really mess with me too much. I still have my life.

- Danny Brown

source: Source: pitchfork.com

topic: People, Guy, Too Much, Mess With Me

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

- Robin Williams

source: "Fictional character: Peter Banning". "Hook", www.imdb.com. 1991.

topic: Men, Hook, Lawyer, Don't Mess With Me, Mess With Me

I've got a Range Rover and a little Mercedes. I normally drive my Range Rover because I feel like a monster in it. Nobody messes with me.

- Emma Bunton

source: "Bye-bye Baby" by Simon Hattenstone, www.theguardian.com. November 17, 2006.

topic: Monsters, Littles, Range, Range Rover, Mess With Me

I fall asleep feeling beautiful. Then, in the morning, before I leave the house, I say five things I love about myself, like 'You have really pretty eyes.' That way I can go out into the world with that little bit of extra confidence. It's a feel-good protein shake in my back pocket in case someone messes with me that day.

- Jennifer Love Hewitt

topic: Beautiful, Morning, Fall, Really Pretty, Pretty Eyes

The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me.

- Glenn Close

topic: Knives, Kitchen, Way, Don't Mess With Me, Fatal Attraction

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

- Shaquille O'Neal

topic: Basketball, Paper, Toilets, Toilet Paper, Mess With Me

So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I'll say, 'That's right, keep the same haircut for ten years.' How fun is that?

- Tom Brady

topic: Fun, Years, Hair, Mess With Me

When people know I wrote 'Thelma and Louise,' they don't want to mess with me.

- Callie Khouri

topic: People, Want, Thelma And Louise, Mess With Me

They changed the press conference, they are trying to change the time of the weigh-in. They are trying to mess with me, but what they don't realize is that they are only fueling me to bring more hurt.

- David Haye

topic: Hurt, Motivation, Trying, Press Conferences, Mess With Me

I am a woman who is a granddaughter of a lady who used to be beaten on the head by her husband, of a mother who went through hell because she was divorced and had to bring up these kids. And I can take 10 men out to lunch and pay the bill, and nobody even thinks twice about it. So don’t mess with me.

- Arundhati Roy

topic: Mother, Husband, Kids, Think Twice, Don't Mess With Me

I'm an Ivy League-educated lawyer, so you'd think the world wouldn't mess with me, right? But I've been paid $10,000 less than a less qualified man in the same role. I've had men I've worked with grab my leg or rub my back in ways that have made me feel uncomfortable. I've been taken off projects because I was pregnant, even though my pregnancies have been both been healthy and didn't impact my work at all.

- Jane Park

source: Source: www.elle.com

topic: Pregnancy, Taken, Men, Ivy League, Mess With Me

It does feel like sometimes that I'm the outcast. Hip-hop doesn't want to mess with me because I'm Christian and Christian music doesn't want to mess with me because I'm hip-hop.

- Trip Lee

topic: Christian, Hip Hop, Doe, Christian Music, Mess With Me

I was a pretty scrappy, tough kid; I got in all sorts of fights at school. I defended myself - boys didn't mess with me. But as one of seven children, you have to fight for everything anyway.

- Amy Adams

topic: Children, School, Kids, Mess With Me

Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me." "Say 'please.'" "Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?" "Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice. "All right- PLEASE." "NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!" And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Voice, Sound, Way, Don't Mess With Me, Peeves

Mr. Green Sweater looks normal, but his wingman looks hard-core bad boy,” said Vee. “Emits a certain don’t-mess-with-me signal. Tell me he doesn’t look like Dracula’s spawn. Tell me I’m imagining things.

- Becca Fitzpatrick

source: Becca Fitzpatrick (2012). “The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence; Finale”, p.59, Simon and Schuster

topic: Boys, Sweaters, Looks, Hard Core, Imagining Things

Ive been so spoiled in the theater, writing plays where I can just do exactly what I want and nobody messes with me.

- Sam Shepard

topic: Writing, Play, Want, Mess With Me

Menoeceus is a great name. (Astrid) For an old man or a feminine hygiene product. Not for my son. And next time I get to name the kid and it won’t be something that sounds like meningitis. (Zarek) You keep that up and next time you’ll be the one birthing it, and don’t mess with me, bucko, I have connections in that department. A pregnant man is not an impossibility in my neighborhood. (Astrid)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Kids, Son, Men, Meningitis, Don't Mess With Me

I do have some leftover chicken and pasta. (Grace) And wine?...That’s acceptable (Julian) Look, buster, I’m not your cooking wench. Mess with me and I’ll feed you Alpo. (Grace)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Wine, Grace, Cooking, Wenches, Busters

I think Nina Simone has had an amazing journey. She was spicy and she had attitude and she didn't care, she wanted her money in a paper bag and don't mess with me and I've been doing some research on that so.

- Nia Long

topic: Attitude, Journey, Thinking, Nina, Paper Bags