Eve Rosser Quotes:

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Pedestrians, Eve Rosser, Claire Danvers

Anybody else think that was weird?” Shane asked as they got into the car. Eve sent him an exasperated glance; the three of them were, of course, in the backseat. Amelie had the front, with Michael. “Ya think? In general, or in particular?” “Weird that we got through the entire thing, and I didn’t have to hit anybody.” There was a moment of silence. Michael said, as he started the car, “You’re right, Shane. That is strange.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.38, Penguin

topic: Thinking, Car, Silence, Moment Of Silence, Morganville Vampires

Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2009). “The Dead Girls' Dance”, p.177, Allison & Busby

topic: Next, Bears, Claire, Eve Rosser

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!

- Rachel Caine

topic: Kitchen, Stampede, Shane, Bite Me, Eve Rosser

You okay?" "Fine." "Your heart's beating really fast." "Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it." He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff. "Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble." "You sound like Shane." "Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck." "Liar.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Hurt, Sorry, Liars, Myrnin, Eve Rosser

Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.” “Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off,” Shane said. “I kind of worry.” She couldn’t help but smile. “Yeah?” “A little bit.” “That’s …nice.” He studied her, and returned the smile. “Yeah,” he said. “Kind of is, actually.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Crazy, Nice, Worry, Morganville Vampires, Myrnin

When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away from them." "Snap," Eve said. "You know what they're talking about?" Shane asked. "Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Talking, Battle, Want, Morganville Vampires, Amelie

Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.” “I hardly think there’s any chance of that,” Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.234, Allison & Busby

topic: Eve Rosser

Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2009). “Lord of Misrule: The Morganville Vampires”, p.16, Penguin

topic: Alive, Claire, Said, Eve Rosser

What was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Names, Stills, Morganville Vampires, Eve Rosser

Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Thank God, Shane, Wells, Eve Rosser

Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.10, Penguin

topic: Sorry, Want, Welcome, Morganville Vampires, Myrnin

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.21, Allison & Busby

topic: Crazy, Dresses, Assistants, Morganville Vampires, Myrnin

Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned it. "What? It's what girls do. Get over it.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Girl, Eye, Boys, Eve Rosser

Nice " Shane said. "I'm warming up to this bloodsucking thing Mikey." "No you're not." "Okay no I'm not but right now let's pretend I am.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Nice, Shane, Said, Mikey, Not Okay

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Momma, Morganville Vampires, Eve Rosser

Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.” “Maybe you should say that to Michael.” “Not funny, Eve,” Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.209, Allison & Busby

topic: Princess, Eyebrows, Littles, Bite Me, Goth

I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’ ‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2009). “Feast of Fools”, p.58, Allison & Busby

topic: Talking, Yeah, Swear, Eve Rosser

I think so,” she [Claire] said. “Just watch your back, okay?” “Nah, Michael’s got mine.” He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes. “I’ve got yours.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Eye, Thinking, Watches, Morganville Vampires, Myrnin

Silence, and then Eve said, "Okay, that was extra creepy, with whipped creepy topping. And this is me, changing my mind.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2009). “Lord of Misrule: The Morganville Vampires”, p.137, Penguin

topic: Silence, Creepy, Mind, This Is Me, Toppings

Seriously, Shane? Ditto? That's the best you can do?" Shane and Michael exchanged identical looks and shrugs. Guys. "Let me show you idiots how it's done," Eve said, and hugged Claire fiercely. She kissed her on the cheek. "I love you, CB. Please take care of yourself, okay?" "I love you, too," Claire said, and suddenly her throat felt tight and her eyes burned with tears. "I really do." Shane and Michael watched them with identical expressions of blank bemusement, and finally Shane said, "So basically, it's what I said. Ditto.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Love You, Eye, Expression, I Love You Too, Eve Rosser

Amelie said, “I won’t be your servant in Morganville. Nor should you be mine. Equals.” She offered her hand to him, and he looked down at it, clearly taken aback. But he took it. “Now defend what is ours, my partner.” He grinned … grinned! … and whirled to meet Myrnin in midleap as Myrnin attacked.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires”, p.254, Penguin

topic: Taken, Hands, Amelie, Myrnin, Eve Rosser

I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Nice, Vampire, Kind, Mikey, Not Okay

I have no idea what that is, but yawn, anyway, just on principle. Eat up. Pancakes is brain food. Apparently not grammar food. Wow.You college girls are mean.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2011). “Bite Club”, p.86, Allison & Busby

topic: Girl, Mean, College, Eve Rosser, College Girl

Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Mean, Ebay, Games, Mock, Morganville Vampires

As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire's shirt. "What?" "Ask him where he got the boots." "You ask." Personally, Claire wanted the vampire bunny slippers.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.141, Penguin

topic: Vampire, Boots, Bunnies, Eve Rosser

Parents had some kind of sin radar, Claire thought. They always called when you were in the middle of something you just knew they'd consider wrong. Or at least risky.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Parent, Kind, Sin, Eve Rosser, Claire Danvers

You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass!

- Rachel Caine

topic: Love You, Over You, Looks, Goth, Eve Rosser

Claire signed. "Go ahead. And thanks. Oh, and be careful?" "Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of punk fabulousness."

- Rachel Caine

source: "Ghost Town". Book by Rachel Caine, October 26, 2010.

topic: Queens, Princess, Thanks, Eve Rosser

Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?" "No, I was just thinking you're a little, uh, recognizable, maybe?" Eve batted her thick eyelashes. "Why, thank you, sweetie. That's the nicest insult I've had today, not counting the jock who said he'd date me but he had a restraining order out for necrophelia.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Thinking, Eyelashes, Order, Lunch Break, Morganville Vampires

"You ever have that happen where you meet someone and just - clash? We were like a gravel and cream sandwhich." "That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. I suppose you were the cream?" "Of course I was the cream. Sha."

- P. C. Cast

source: "Eternal: More Love Stories with Bite". Book by P.C. Cast, 2010.

topic: Queens, Drama, Lasts, Last Dance, Eve Rosser

You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Tired, Lucky, Murder, Eve Rosser

I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us, anyway.

- Rachel Caine

source: Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.143, Penguin

topic: Vampire, Whispering, Way, Morganville Vampires, Myrnin

I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser

- Rachel Caine

topic: Running, Men, Wish, Eve Rosser, Dryers

Eve: Shut up, we have zero time for you and your bullshit dramatics Monica: Or what, you'll bleed on me, Emo Princess of Freakdomonia? Claire: Fine. You come with us. If you get in my way, I'll kill you.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Zero, Emo, Princess, Monica, Eve Rosser

If Myrnin pokes his crazy head up before then, call me and try to keep him, you know, stable.' 'Is he UNstable?' 'I don't know, how can I tell? You're the crazy whisperer!' She had a point. Claire couldn't help but smile about that.

- Rachel Caine

topic: Crazy, Trying, Helping, Myrnin And Claire, Eve Rosser