Aftershave Quotes:

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

- George Burns

topic: Strong, Nice, Ideas, Deodorant, Lotion

The women went berserk, to the accompaniment of 'When a Man Loves a Woman.' It was all bass and drums; the musical equivalent, Anna decided, of cheap aftershave.

- Sue Margolis

topic: Music, Men, Bass, Berserk, When A Man Loves A Woman

Rather than raising his voice like everyone else, he leaned close to my ear and asked, "Dance with me?" I felt his warm breath and inhale the scent of his aftershave -something basic and male.

- Tammara Webber

topic: Voice, Males, Ears, Aftershave

Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

- Fran Lebowitz

source: Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.292, Vintage

topic: Fun, Smoking, Adults, Calisthenics, Lotion

Some men over-tweeze their eyebrows, and it's just too perfect. Men are meant to have kind of a bushy brow. Too much aftershave is also off-putting; it's one of my pet hates.

- David Beckham

topic: Hate, Men, Eyebrows, Aftershave