Airline Security Quotes:

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

- Jay Leno

topic: States, Airline Security, Jokes

There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this.

- Quico Canseco

source: "GOP lawmaker slaps away TSA agent's hand during pat down - agent claims assault". www.foxnews.com. April 25, 2012.

topic: Giving Up, Liberty, Way, Airline Security

I just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad.

- David Letterman

topic: Dad, Hockey, Planes, Airline Security

Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama.

- Jay Leno

topic: Nike, Past, Air, Airline Security, Pair Of Shoes

In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was born in Washington, D.C. and his father's a lawyer. Well, that explains it. ... He surrendered to authorities and said he wants to go back to his old job - airline security guard.

- Jay Leno

topic: Mother, Jobs, Father, Old Job, Airline Security