Antlers Quotes:

Most people would rather be sheep than stand on their own with antlers on.

- Tori Amos

topic: Sheep, People, Antlers

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

- Rodney Dangerfield

topic: Wife, Chocolate, Antlers, Chocolate Mousse

The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, 'Daddy, I need to ask you something,' he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.

- Garrison Keillor

topic: Daughter, Fathers Day, Running, Lake Wobegon, Dad Love

But one day, when I was still young, I was parted from my family and left my native country. I hunted and searched for music, and destiny turned me into the object of my hunt. The circumstances of life became my 'antlers' and prevented me from returning home.

- Georg Solti

source: Georg Solti, Harvey Sachs (1997). “Solti on Solti: a memoir”, Vintage

topic: Country, Home, Destiny, Hunted, Returning Home

How strange a thing is death, bringing to his knees, bringing to his antlers The buck in the snow . . . Life, looking out attentive from the eyes of the doe.

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

topic: Life, Eye, Snow, Antlers

You should never put the new antlers of a deer to your nose and smell them. They have little insects that crawl into the nose and devour the brain.

- Yoshida Kenko

topic: Smell, Brain, Noses, Antlers

the feminine journey is a story unfolding, and its epiphanies come through real things, through tangibles like walking sticks and dreams and deer antlers--all of which we might miss without taking time and space in Deep Being.

- Sue Monk Kidd

topic: Dream, Real, Journey, Time And Space, Walking Sticks

Treasured Pagan Deities were misrepresented and distorted by the Christians for political and religious gain. Dressing their own Satan, who has remained one of the most opressive symbols of evil in our time, in the horned antlers of Cernunnos, a revered Celtic God, was one of the more recognizable ways Christians robbed Pagans of their way of life.

- Laurie Cabot

topic: Christian, Religious, Evil, Celtic, Antlers

The natural world is full of females falling hard for stupid male display behavior, including bright feathers, big antlers, and bombastic courtship rituals.

- Richard Conniff

source: Richard Conniff (2003). “The Natural History of the Rich: A Field Guide”, p.151, W. W. Norton & Company

topic: Sex, Stupid, Fall, Bombastic, Falling Hard

Did you know that I almost called the magazine Stag Party and the symbol was originally going to be a stag? I changed my mind just before we went to press, thank God. Somehow, it wouldn't have been the same. Can you imagine a chain of key clubs staffed by beautiful girls wearing antlers?

- Hugh Hefner

topic: Beautiful, Girl, Party, Stags, Antlers

Where once stood the steadfast pines, great, beautiful, sweet, my hand touched raw, moist stumps. All about lay broken branches, like the antlers of stricken deer. The fragrant, piled-up sawdust swirled and tumbled about me. An unreasoning resentment flashed through me at the ruthless destruction of the beauty that I love.

- Helen Keller

source: Helen Keller (2012). “The World I Live In and Optimism: A Collection of Essays”, p.28, Courier Corporation

topic: Beautiful, Sweet, Hands, Sawdust, Antlers

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

- Ellen DeGeneres

topic: Funny, Wall, Party, Dark Glasses, Antlers

No one could argue with a straight face that the couples getting married today are much happier just because their wedding celebrations cost three times as much as those in 1980. Bigger mansions and costlier parties are wasteful in the same sense that larger antlers on all bull elk are wasteful. The good news is that simple changes in the tax system can eliminate much of this waste without having to deny people the right to decide for themselves how best to spend their money.

- Robert H. Frank

source: Source: bobmorris.biz

topic: Couple, Party, Simple, Straight Face, Elk

The tragedy of a species becoming unfit for life by over-evolving one ability is not confined to humankind. Thus it is thought, for instance, that certain deer in paleontological times succumbed as they acquired overly-heavy horns. The mutations must be considered blind, they work, are thrown forth, without any contact of interest with their environment. In depressive states, the mind may be seen in the image of such an antler, in all its fantastic splendour pinning its bearer to the ground.

- Peter Wessel Zapffe

topic: Mind, Tragedy, Mutation, Splendour, Depressive

When we put the antlers on the model and then draped over it the lace embroidery that we had made, we had to poke them through a £2,000 piece of work. But then it worked because it looks like she's rammed the piece of lace with her antlers. There's always spontaneity. You've got to allow for that in my shows.

- Alexander McQueen

topic: Looks, Pieces, Embroidery, Antlers

Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me.

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Running, Crazy, Order, Madison Avenue, Antlers

We could see the children's toys here and there, and we saw a game that the children had made themselves out of dirt, deer antlers and abalone shells, but the game was so strange that only children could tell what it was. Perhaps it wasn't a game at all, only the grave of a game.

- Richard Brautigan

topic: Children, Games, Shells, Antlers

Ordinary Americans, and especially the small minority active in Democrat and Republican primaries, must learn more of what people across the globe are thinking and saying about the US. For if you follow that, you realise that the erosion of American power is happening faster than most of us predicted -- while the politicians in Washington behave like rutting stags with locked antlers.

- Timothy Garton Ash

topic: Thinking, Erosion, America, Stags, American Power

Do you remember what I told you that first time at Taki's? About faerie food?" "I remember you said you ran down Madison Avenue naked with antlers on your head", said Clary, blinking silver drops off her lashes.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2014). “City of Lost Souls”, p.312, Simon and Schuster

topic: Remember You, Remembers You, Naked, Madison, Madison Avenue

I’m beginning to sense a theme,” Mircea said, tossing his suit coat over a buckskin-covered chair. A moose head with huge, outspread antlers loomed over it, its bright glass eyes looking oddly lifelike in the low light. Mircea took in the room, his expression slightly repulsed yet fascinated. “I believe there is only one thing to say at this point.” What’s that?” Yee haw,” he said gravely, and took me down like a rodeo calf.

- Karen Chance

source: Karen Chance (2011). “Cassie Palmer Novels 1-5”, p.1317, Penguin

topic: Believe, Eye, Glasses, Rodeo, Moose