Breweries Quotes:

My house is about equidistant from the Young's brewery and the Fuller's brewery. This is no accident.

- Michael Jackson

topic: House, Breweries, Young

The French are useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery.

- Elton John

topic: Useless, Breweries, Organize

When the homebrewers stop entering the profession, and the backyard breweries are squeezed out, then it will become stagnant.

- Greg Noonan

topic: Beer, Backyards, Entering, Stagnant, Breweries

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

- George Jean Nathan

topic: Marriage, Wedding, Jobs, Marriage Speech, Wedding Speech

We've got gays working there. If they can demonstrate long-term relationships, we make same-sex benefits available just as we do with common-law marriages. Gays are productive people. Some fly airplanes, some work in breweries.

- Pete Coors

topic: Sex, Airplane, Gay, Long Term Relationship, Common Law

In recent years, breweries and brew pubs have flourished across the Nation. And, as the Representative from Oregon's fourth district, I have enjoyed seeing the diversity that craft brewery has fueled across the Nation.

- Peter DeFazio

topic: Oregon, Years, Diversity, Fourth, Breweries

Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of the demand for alcoholic drinks.

- Ludwig von Mises

topic: Beer, Men, Alcohol, Alcoholic Drinks, Breweries

[The doctrine of air] I was led into in consequence of inhabiting a house adjoining to a public brewery, where I at first amused myself with making experiments on the fixed air [carbon dioxide] which I found ready made in the process of fermentation . When I removed from that house I was under the necessity of making the fixed air for myself; and one experiment leading to another, as I have distinctly and faithfully noted in my various publications on the subject, I by degrees contrived a convenient apparatus for the purpose, but of the cheapest kind.

- Joseph Priestley

topic: Air, House, Degrees, Carbon Dioxide, Publication

I've always wanted to serve my country in some capacity. But many years ago, my father said he wanted me to run the brewery and he'd do politics.

- Pete Coors

topic: Running, Country, Father, Breweries

My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.

- Lane Kirkland

source: Quoted in David Olive Business Babble (1993).

topic: People, Ink, Argument, Pappy, Bladder

Contrology is not a system of haphazard exercises designed to produce only bulging muscles. ... Nor does Contrology err either by over-developed a few muscles at the expense of all others with resulting loss of grace and suppleness, or a sacrifice of the heart or lungs. Rather, it was conceived to limber and stretch muscles and ligaments so that your body will be as supple as that of a cat and not muscular like that of the body of a brewery-truck horse, or the muscle-bound body of the professional weight lifter you so much admire at the circus.

- Joseph Pilates

topic: Horse, Heart, Cat, Supple, Breweries

Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great." "I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra." "My dream date.

- Lisa Kleypas

topic: Dream, Smell, Waiting, Lucy, Breweries

A European brewery has purchased Anheuser-Busch, the makers of Budweiser, for $52 billion. Which is a a shame because if they had waited until happy hour, they could have paid half that.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Budweiser, Half, Shame, Happy Hour, Breweries