Chloroform Quotes:

I have preferred chloroform to cancer

- Charlotte Perkins Gilman

source: Carol Farley Kessler, Charlotte Perkins Gilman (1995). “Charlotte Perkins Gilman: Her Progress Toward Utopia with Selected Writings”, p.40, Syracuse University Press

topic: Cancer, Chloroform

Chloroform unfit children. Show them the same mercy that is shown beasts that are no longer fit to live.

- Clarence Darrow

topic: Children, Chloroform, Fit

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

- George Bernard Shaw

topic: Men, Chloroform, Painful

The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print

- Mark Twain

topic: Book, Chloroform, Print

Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate.

- Arthur Conan Doyle

source: Arthur Conan Doyle (2014). “Sherlock Holmes. Selected Stories”, p.313, OUP Oxford

topic: Humorous, Sarcasm, Doe, Chloroform, Vapour

All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the "elect" have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it. I brought away a copy from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me, it is such a pretentious affair, and yet so "slow," so sleepy; such an insipid mess of inspiration. It is chloroform in print. If Joseph Smith composed this book, the act was a miracle — keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate.

- Mark Twain

topic: Book, Taken, Inspiration, Chloroform, Joseph Smith

If you lived in London, where the whole system is one of false good-fellowship, and you may know a man for twenty years without finding out that he hates you like poison, you would soon have your eyes opened. There we do unkind things in a kind way: we say bitter things in a sweet voice: we always give our friends chloroform when we tear them to pieces.

- George Bernard Shaw

source: George Bernard Shaw (2011). “You Never Can Tell”, p.115, The Floating Press

topic: Sweet, Hate, Eye, Sweet Voice, Chloroform

Ladies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform.

- John Barbirolli

topic: Music, Baby, Two, Chloroform, Having A Baby

Blessed be the inventor of photography! I set him above even the inventor of chloroform! It has given more positive pleasure to poor suffering humanity than anything else that has ''cast up'' in my time or is like to -- this art by which even the ''poor'' can possess themselves of tolerable likenesses of their absent dear ones. And mustn't it be acting favorably on the morality of the country?

- Jane Welsh Carlyle

topic: Photography, Country, Art, Dear Ones, Chloroform

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..

- Ray Romano

topic: Baby, Children, Kids, Chloroform

My Range Rover is great for LA. You can take surfboards on it and stick some bikes in the back. And if you kidnap people you could tie them up in the back, there's space for your chloroform.

- Gerard Butler

topic: Space, Ties, People, Chloroform, Range Rover

Behold me waiting—waiting for the knife.... The thick, sweet mystery of chloroform, The drunken dark, the little death-in-life.... [F]ace to face with chance, I shrink a little: My hopes are strong, my will is something weak. ...I am ready But, gentlemen my porters, life is brittle: You carry Cæsar and his fortunes—steady!

- William Ernest Henley

source: William Ernest Henley, “Before”

topic: Sweet, Strong, Dark, Chloroform, Sars

American author Mark Twain, while viewed as liberal and non-judgmental, did at times demonstrate both these characteristics. While his reasons for detesting the Christian faith are unclear, they seem to have been profound and deep-rooted. Having lambasted the founder of Christian Science, Mary Baker Eddy, in a later quote he referred to the Book of Mormon as "chloroform in print."

- Christopher Hitchens

topic: Chloroform, Christian Science, American Author, Non Judgmental

Emery cut in impatiantly, "For crying out loud. Who do you think you are, Nancy Drew?" Hey," I snapped, because no one sniped at my sister but me, and Mark echoed with a stern "Chill, dude." Phin was unperturbed. "Those books were highly unrealistic. Do you have any idea how much brain damage a person would have if she were hit on the head and drugged with chloroform that often?

- Rosemary Clement-Moore

topic: Book, Cutting, Thinking, Chloroform, Nancy Drew