Egg Rolls Quotes:

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

- Bernard Meltzer

topic: Friendship, Thank You, True Friend, Impossible To Forget, Making Friends

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

- Coolio

topic: Nice, Food, Eggs, Egg Rolls

Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Easter, Eggs, White, Secret Service, Egg Rolls

Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.

- Jay Leno

topic: Easter, Nice, Eggs, Egg Rolls, Easter Egg

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

- Robert Orben

source: Robert Orben (1978). “2000 new laughs for speakers: the ad-libber's handbook”, Random House Value Pub

topic: Eggs, Way, Hong Kong, Madison Avenue, Egg Rolls

It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes.

- Mark Tooley

source: "Gay Group Plans Big Turnout for White House Easter Egg Roll". www.foxnews.com. January 20, 2006.

topic: Eggs, Political, Purpose, Egg Rolls

Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the father stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing the egg on his feet. After the little penguin is hatched, the mother sees fit to come home.

- L. M. Boyd

topic: Mother, Baby, Father, Egg Rolls

Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.

- David Letterman

topic: Easter, Kids, Years, Egg Rolls, Easter Egg