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“If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.”
-- Robert Orben

#Thinking #Trying #Firsts

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
-- Robert Orben

#Humorous #Native American #Profound
“To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
-- Robert Orben

#Work #Technology #Blame
“A compliment is verbal sunshine.”
-- Robert Orben

#Sunshine #Compliment
“We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.”
-- Robert Orben

#People #Use #Enough
“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”
-- Robert Orben

#Family #Fathers Day #Mother
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”
-- Robert Orben

#Inspirational #Funny #Good Morning
“Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'”
-- Robert Orben

#Spring #Way #More Time
“Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.”
-- Robert Orben

#Saving #Investment #Inflation
“Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.”
-- Robert Orben

#Funny #Fitness #Health
“The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world”
-- Robert Orben

#Love #Family #Happiness
“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.”
-- Robert Orben

#Funny #Graduation #Education
“Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.”
-- Robert Orben

#Believe #Volunteer #People
“Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.”
-- Robert Orben

#Motivational #Being Yourself #Advice
“I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.”
-- Robert Orben

#Mom #Baby #Thumbs
“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
-- Robert Orben

#Motivational #Life And Love #People
“Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?”
-- Robert Orben

#Inspirational #Political #Feelings
“Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.”
-- Robert Orben

#Inspirational #Time #Humorous
“A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.”
-- Robert Orben

#Work #Cute Life #Vacation
“Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.”
-- Robert Orben

#Funny #Witty #Children
“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
-- Robert Orben

#Funny #Birthday #Fitness
“There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.”
-- Robert Orben

#Fun #Air #Environment
“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!”
-- Robert Orben

#Girl #Funny Love #Confused
“Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.”
-- Robert Orben

#Country #Feelings #World
“When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.”
-- Robert Orben

#Giving #Laughing #Persons
“Humor gives presidents the chance to be seen as warm, relaxed persons. Humor reaches out and puts its arm around the listener and says, 'I am one of you, I understand,' and implicitly it promises, 'I will do something about your problems.”
-- Robert Orben

#Giving #Promise #President
“It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying me for a joke, You're paying me for the right joke.”
-- Robert Orben

#Age #Sense Of Humor #Jokes
“We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.”
-- Robert Orben

#Family #Dirty #Listening
“Individuality' is the key to success.”
-- Robert Orben

#Keys #Individuality #Key To Success
“New Yorkers are so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!”
-- Robert Orben

#Cities #Contact

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