Grover Underwood Quotes:

Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2006). “The lightning thief”

topic: Vegetables, Meat, Aluminum Cans, Aluminum, Enchiladas

Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked. "It only works on wild animals." "So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned. "Hey!" I protested.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Animal, Blessing, Annabeth, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood

He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you're my best friend and I don't want you to die!

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2006). “The lightning thief”

topic: Animal, Thinking, Blood, Grover, Furry

'You're Dionysus,' I said. 'The god of wine.' Mr. D rolled his eyes. 'What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say "Well duh!"?' 'Y-yes, Mr. D.' 'Then, "Well, duh!" Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?' 'You're a god.' 'Yes, child.' 'A god. You.'

- Rick Riordan

source: "The Lightning Thief". Book by Rick Riordan, July 1, 2005.

topic: Children, Wine, Eye, Grover, Dionysus

Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2007). “The Titan's curse”

topic: Cheer, Upset, Chewing, Grover, Mattresses

Grover: It’s a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that’s because he’s laughing at me.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Sweet, Thinking, Play, Grover, Misty

When I got across, I looked back and saw Tyson giving Grover a piggyback ride (or was it a goatyback ride?).

- Rick Riordan

topic: Giving, Saws, Tyson, Grover, Grover Underwood

But how did you know where we were?" Annabeth asked. Advanced planning, my dear. I figured you would wash up near Miami if you made it out of the Sea of Monsters alive. Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Sea, Monsters, Annabeth, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood

That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” Which one is me?” I asked. The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2007). “The Titan's curse”

topic: Nuts, Littles, Acorns, Grover, Olympian Gods

Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried." He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

- Rick Riordan

topic: Daughter, Mother, Girlfriend, Grover, Zeus

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam French fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."... I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."

- Rick Riordan

source: "Percy Jackson and the Titan's Curse". Book by By Rick Riordan, May 1, 2007.

topic: Snacks, Water, Trying, Grover, Straight Face

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

- Rick Riordan

source: "The Sea of Monsters". Book by Rick Riordan, April 1, 2006.

topic: Miami, Strange, Sea Of Monsters, Grover Underwood

I'd like to say I took the news well. The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time. --Percy Jackson

- Rick Riordan

topic: Hunters, News, Maidens, Grover Underwood

You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2007). “The Titan's curse”

topic: House, Bigs, Grover, Big Houses, Grover Underwood

But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!" Chiron and Grover glanced nervously at the sky. The clouds didn't seem to be parting around us, as Grover had promised. They were rolling straight over our valley, sealing us in like a coffin lid. Er, Percy ...?" Grover said. "We don't use the c-word to describe the Lord of the Sky.

- Rick Riordan

source: "Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief". Book by Rick Riordan, May 1, 2008.

topic: Crazy, Clouds, Sky, Grover, Grover Underwood

Grover and Nico came back from their walk, and Grover helped me fix up my wounded arm. "It's green!" Nico said with delight.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2007). “The Titan's curse”

topic: Delight, Green, Arms, Grover, Grover Underwood

Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair flattened and you could just see the tips of his horns. His bright orange backpack was full of scrap metal and apples to snack on. In his pocket was a set of reed pipes his daddy goat had carved for him, even though he only knew two songs: Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff's "So Yesterday," both of which sounded pretty bad on reed pipes.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2006). “The lightning thief”

topic: Song, Orange, Curly Hair, Grover, Rasta

Eternity with Artemis?" He heaved a big sigh. Thalia rolled her eyes. "You satyrs. You're all in love with Artemis. Don't you get that she'll never love you back?" "But she's so…into nature," Grover swooned. "You're nuts," said Thalia. "Nuts and berries," Grover said dreamily. "Yeah.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2007). “The Titan's curse”

topic: Love You, Eye, Nuts, Grover, Thalia Grace

Dancing?' Annabeth asked. Thalia nodded. She cocked her ear to the music and made a face. 'Ugh. Who chose Jesse McCartney?' Grover looked hurt. 'I did.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2007). “The Titan's curse”

topic: Hurt, Dancing, Annabeth, Grover, Thalia Grace

He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The front read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside were pictures of young maidens doing hunter stuff, chasing monsters, shooting bows. There were captions like: HEALTH BENEFITS: IMMORTALITY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU! and A BOY-FREE TOMORROW! "I found that in Annabeth's backpack," Grover said. I stared at him. "I don't understand." "Well, it seems to me… maybe Annabeth was thinking about joining." I'd like to say I took the news well. The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2007). “The Titan's curse”

topic: Wise, Mean, Boys, Brochures, Wise Choices