Guidos Quotes:

Guido Natso is natso guido.

- Dorothy Parker

topic: Guidos

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.

- Pauly D

topic: Kids, Blow, World, Snooker, Guidos

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

- Pauly D

source: "Jersey Shore. A New Family. Season 1", 2009 - 2012.

topic: Italian, Tanning, Lifestyle, Jersey Shore, Representing

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he's pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

- Oprah Winfrey

topic: Tanning, Jersey Shore, Pale, Guidos

Guido the plumber and Michelangelo obtained their marble from the same quarry, but what each saw in the marble made the difference between a nobleman's sink and a brilliant sculpture.

- Rob Kall

topic: Hope, Differences, Choices, Noblemen, Quarry

The internet makes information easier to come by, but harder to control - think of the success of blogs like ConservativeHome and Guido Fawkes. I definitely think Parliament's website can be improved - perhaps it could have better access to video feed, include interactive features or have discussion forums.

- Theresa May

source: Source: conservativehome.blogs.com

topic: Thinking, Video, Information, Interactive, Fawkes

I started a radio show where I interviewed comics.And I interviewed Leno and Seinfeld and John Candy and Father Guido Sarducci and Garry Shandling, all when I was 16.And they kind of told me what to do.

- Judd Apatow

topic: Father, Radio, Kind, Guidos

After the German abstention at the UN, Foreign Minister Guido Westerwelle commented that Germany doesn't always have to stand on the side of its traditional allies. Berlin can look for new partners all over the world.

- Donald Rumsfeld

source: Source: www.spiegel.de

topic: Allies, Germany, Looks, Abstention, Guidos

I didn't work hard to make Ruby perfect for everyone, because you feel differently from me. No language can be perfect for everyone. I tried to make Ruby perfect for me, but maybe it's not perfect for you. The perfect language for Guido van Rossum is probably Python.

- Yukihiro Matsumoto

topic: Hard Work, Python, Perfect, Perfect For Me, Guidos

But when I saw the cursive grace of Guido Rahr's fly line writing prayers I couldn't read to the river gods of Outer Mongolia, I knew my name was written there too. Fly fishing was going to be my version of my father's sport, my nod to my Scottish ancestors and to my self, and to the fish crazed part of America I had claimed as my own.

- Jessica Maxwell

topic: Sports, Prayer, Father, Mongolia, Cursive