Happy Married Quotes:

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

- Charles Farrar Browne

topic: Children, Home, Men, Stiles, Happy Married

If you’re not happy single, your not gonna be happy married.

- Nick Vujicic

topic: Married, Not Happy, Happy Single, Happy Married

Really, this horrid House of Commons quite ruins our husbands for us. I think the Lower House by far the greatest blow to a happy married life that there has been since that terrible thing called the Higher Education of Women was invented.

- Oscar Wilde

source: Oscar Wilde (2008). “The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays: Lady Windermere's Fan; Salome; A Woman of No Importance; An Ideal Husband; The Importance of Being Earnest”, p.205, OUP Oxford

topic: Husband, Thinking, Blow, Happy Married, Terrible Things

My own sex life is very monogamous and happy . . . just a happy married sex life!

- Tom Ford

topic: Sex, Married, Life Is, Happy Married

I am done with the hour-long [true crime] shows: "She was a happy married wife. Everything was perfect. Until the trip to Aruba."

- Billy Lawrence

topic: Long, Perfect, Wife, Happy Married