Stiles Quotes:

Does the devil possess you? You're leaping over the hedge before you come at the stile.

- Miguel de Cervantes

topic: Devil, Doe, Stiles

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

- David Levithan

topic: Lying, Hate, Cutting, Romantic Movie Love, Weddings From Movies

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

- Ryan Stiles

topic: Sprinkles, Remember, Stills, Stiles, Cant

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

- Ryan Stiles

source: "Whose Line is it Anyway?" with Drew Carey (Episode 115), www.oocities.org. March 10, 1999.

topic: Looks, Walt, Stiles

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

- Ryan Stiles

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Home, Bananas, Green, Stiles, New Home

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

- Ryan Stiles

topic: Men, Wife, My Wife, Stiles

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

- Ryan Stiles

topic: Personality, President, United States, Multiple Personalities, Stiles

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

- Ryan Stiles

topic: Men, Would Be, Fishes, Stiles

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

- Ryan Stiles

topic: Men, Would Be, Stiles

I took the role of Ophelia in Hamlet because she is so naive, loving, and innocent.

- Julia Stiles

topic: Roles, Ophelia, Innocent, Stiles

If I'm gong out to a club I like to have fun with it. I'll use blue or red sparkly eyeliners and glittery eye shadows. Then I'll put on some blue mascara. I focus on the eyes.

- Julia Stiles

topic: Fun, Eye, Blue, Eyeliner, Mascara

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

- Charles Farrar Browne

topic: Children, Home, Men, Stiles, Happy Married

I used to want to be fully observational, but I'm just not that kind of writer. My process always changes depending on how, when, and where inspiration stiles me.

- Brett Dennen

source: Source: renownedforsound.com

topic: Inspiration, Want, Kind, Stiles

[10 Things I Hate About You] keeps popping up, and it's become a go-to film specifically for adolescent girls who are trying to find their voice, which is a really important thing, and the characters in the film, the two sisters played by Julia Stiles and Larisa Oleynik, they became archetypes for young teenage girls to look up to and emulate.

- David Krumholtz

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Girl, Teenage, Hate, Two Sisters, Stiles

I'm sitting on the stile. Mary, Where we sat side by side.

- Hariot Hamilton-Temple-Blackwood, Marchioness of Dufferin and Ava

topic: Life, Sitting, Sides, Stiles

The Invitation, To Tom Highes What we can we will be, Honest Englishmen. Do the work that's nearest, Though it's dull at whiles, Helping, when we meet them, Lame dogs over stiles.

- Charles Kingsley

source: 'Letter to Thomas Hughes'

topic: Dog, Lame, Dull, Stiles

You may help a lame dog over a stile but he is still a lame dog on the other side.

- Ernest Newman

topic: Dog, Helping, Stiles

How agreeable to watch, from the other side of the high stile, this mighty creature, this fat bull of Bashan, snorting, champing, pawing the earth, lashing the tail, breathing defiance at heaven and at me ... his heart hot with hate, unable to climb a stile.

- Rose Macaulay

source: Rose Macaulay (2011). “Personal Pleasures”, p.42, A&C Black

topic: Hate, Heart, Breathing, Stiles

Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them

- George Best

topic: Team, Men, Choppers, Stiles, Leeds

Often turn the stile [correct with care], if you expect to write anything worthy of being read twice. [Lat., Saepe stilum vertas, iterum quae digna legi sint Scripturus.]

- Horace

topic: Writing, Care, Authorship, Stiles

I once knew a man out of courtesy help a lame dog over a stile, and he for requital bit his fingers.

- William Chillingworth

source: 'The Religion of Protestants' (1637)

topic: Dog, Men, Lame, Stiles

Many books belong to sunshine, and should be read out of doors. Clover, violets, and hedge roses breathe from their leaves; they are most lovable in cool lanes, along field paths, or upon stiles overhung by hawthorn, while the blackbird pipes, and the nightingale bathes its brown feathers in the twilight copse.

- Robert Aris Willmott

topic: Book, Twilight, Sunshine, Most Lovable, Blackbirds

God gives not kings the stile of Gods in vaine, For on his throne his sceptre do they sway; And as their subjects ought them to obey, So kings should feare and serve their God againe.

- King James I

topic: Kings, Giving, Thrones, Stiles

Yes, writing a novel, my boy, is like driving pigs to market - you have one of them making a bolt down the wrong lane; another won't get over the right stile.

- Elizabeth Bowen

source: Elizabeth Bowen (1950). “Collected Impressions”

topic: Writing, Boys, Pigs, My Boys, Stiles

Do you realise that when you give a schilling to a beggar you are giving it to yourself?Do you realise that when you help a dog over a stile you yourself are being helped?Do you realise when you kick a man when he is down, you are kicking yourslef?Give him another kick, you deserve it!

- Wei Wu Wei

topic: Dog, Men, Giving, Stiles

The thorn tree just began to bud And greening stained the sheltering hedge, An many a violet beside the wood Peeped blue between the withered sedge; The sun gleamed warm the bank beside, 'Twas pleasant wandering out a while Neath nestling bush to lonely hide, Or bend a musings o'er a stile.

- John Clare

source: John Clare (2012). “Careless Rambles by John Clare: A Selection of His Poems Chosen and Illustrated by Tom Pohrt”, p.71, Counterpoint Press

topic: Lonely, Spring, Blue, Musings, Stiles

No stile of writing is so delightful as that which is all pith, which never omits a necessary word, nor uses an unnecessary one.

- Thomas Jefferson

topic: Writing, Use, Unnecessary, Stiles