Lame quotes

  • Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.
    -- Al Gore

    #Hey #Lame #Goes On

  • The money-getter who pleads his love of work has a lame defense, for love of work at money-getting is a lower taste than love of money.
    -- Ambrose Bierce

    #Defense #Lame #His Love

  • The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
    -- Andy Rooney

    #Kids #Games #Lame

  • You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It's kind of like our running joke but it's really not funny and I just want you to live up to the image of you I create.
    -- Ani DiFranco

    #Running #Lame #Want

  • A farmer's horse is never lame, never unfit to go. Never throws out curbs, never breaks down before or behind. Like his master he is never showy. He does not paw and prance, and arch his neck, and bid the world admire his beauties...and when he is wanted, he can always do his work.
    -- Anthony Trollope

    #Horse #Doe #Lame

  • I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I've ever received was the Easy Bake Oven when I was younger. When I was little, I loved to bake! I want to get one now so I can make weird mini desserts for people.
    -- Ashley Benson

    #Thinking #People #Lame

  • Losing an arm is kinda lame at one point, but at the same time, so much good has come out of it.
    -- Bethany Hamilton

    #Lame #Arms #Losing

  • Once I could drive, I spent all my time in the city going to metal shows. I missed the first couple of Metallica shows because I was lame. By the time I got into them, they were playing places like the Kabuki.
    -- Brian Posehn

    #Couple #Cities #Lame

  • It may sound lame, but I've been journaling since I was in third grade. I love it! It makes me feel calm and happy.
    -- Brittany Snow

    #Sound #Lame #May

  • Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.
    -- Cecily von Ziegesar

    #Destiny #Lame #Loser

  • For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101.
    -- Charles Rangel

    #Ducks #Political #Lame

  • Cease your insults to God, quit consulting flesh and blood. Stop your lame, lying, and cowardly excuses. Enlist!
    -- Charles Studd

    #Lying #Blood #Lame

  • The problem is that, regardless of what our theologies tell us about the purpose of the clergy, the actual effect of the clergy profession is to make the body of Christ lame. This happens not because clergy intend it (they usually intend the opposite) but because the objective nature of the profession inevitably turns the laity into passive receivers.
    -- Christian Smith

    #Opposites #Purpose #Lame

  • I've always been against trying to make a movie like another movie. That's lame. It's already been done, so why do it again?
    -- Elisha Cuthbert

    #Trying #Lame #Done

  • They think old people are lame. But they're not. They're awesome, & I know exactly why I think so. It's because they've lived entire lifetimes. Loved. Laughed. Surrendered. Stumbled. Weathered, beaten, still they don't crumble, not even as they inch toward death.
    -- Ellen Hopkins

    #Thinking #People #Lame

  • I won't read scripts because I have a limited amount of time. Why should I help other people do lame stuff when I can just go out and put on lame stuff of my own?
    -- Eric Idle

    #Helping Others #People #Lame

  • I don't like actors who try to talk directors into making their part bigger and that's really lame.
    -- Franka Potente

    #Trying #Directors #Lame

  • Im the lamest lame duck there could be.
    -- George C. Wallace

    #Ducks #Lame

  • When you can impress your mom by saying you've been to someone's concert, you know you're pretty lame.
    -- Gillian Jacobs

    #Mom #Lame #Concerts

  • Nothing of worth or weight can be achieved with half a mind, with a faint heart, and with a lame endeavor.
    -- Isaac Barrow

    #Heart #Mind #Lame

  • We will destroy you,” the Flyboys droned. “You have no escape.” That was the most imaginative, threatening thing the whitecoats had programmed these ’droids to say? “Talk about lame,” Fang muttered.
    -- James Patterson

    #Lame #Threatening #Imaginative

  • In that we say he [Christ] made whole the lame, the paralytic, and those born blind, we seem to say what is very similar to the deeds said to have been done by Esculapius.
    -- Justin Martyr

    #Atheism #Lame #Done

  • It's lame to say that I'm a normal girl, but I think I am.
    -- Katherine Heigl

    #Girl #Thinking #Lame

  • The study and knowledge of the universe would somehow be lame and defective were no practical results to follow.
    -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

    #Lame #Study #Results

  • I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?
    -- Matt Stone

    #Hollywood #Lame #Producers

  • I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise. On the other hand, usually I felt lame for no particular reason. This time I really had a reason to feel lame.
    -- Meg Cabot

    #Hands #Feelings #Lame

  • There's never a bad time to put earplugs in. They're the kind of thing you can reject as a bit lame, but somebody told me to do start wearing earplugs and it turned out to be great advice.
    -- Ned Beauman

    #Advice #Lame #Kind

  • Touch a man who can't walk up right, and that lame man, he's gonna fly.
    -- Neil Diamond

    #Philosophy #Men #Lame

  • In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
    -- Rob Delaney

    #School #Guy #Lame

  • A non-frightening zombie is a lame zombie.
    -- Scott M. Gimple

    #Zombie #Lame #Frightening

  • I'm kind of lame. I prefer quiet evenings at home, hanging out with my family.
    -- Selena

    #Home #Lame #Evening

  • My sisters and I cannot spend any substantial time searching for Wickham, as we are each commanded by His Majesty to defend Hertfordshire from all enemies until such time as we are dead, rendered lame, or married.
    -- Seth Grahame-Smith

    #Enemy #Majesty #Lame

  • In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard to be a girl and say you won't eat something. Refuse one plate of bacon-wrapped pork rinds and you're anorexic. Accept them and you're on the Atkins. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and you're bulimic. Best to keep perfectly still and bring an IV of fluids with you to dinner.
    -- Sloane Crosley

    #Girl #Defense #Lame

  • I know this sounds incredibly lame, but I don't want losing my virginity to feel like I'm losing something. I want it to feel like I'm finding something. I want sex to be amazing. I want it to be life-alteringly wonderful. And I want it to happen with someone I love.
    -- Sonya Sones

    #Sex #Lame #Want

  • The problem is, there are definitely some genuinely lame things on television, and there's more at the bottom of the barrel, because the barrel in a sense has gotten bigger.
    -- Steven Johnson

    #Television #Lame #Problem

  • But my favorite of Einstein's words on religion is "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." I like this because both science and religion are needed to answer life's great questions.
    -- Temple Grandin

    #Autism #Lame #Answers

  • Justice is lame as well as blind, amongst us.
    -- Thomas Otway

    #Justice #Lame #Blind

  • This sounds really lame, but I'm pretty proud of my feet. I've gotten so many compliments for having nice feet. If someone has a foot fetish, I'd have an in. I love foot rubs, too. I'll take one whenever I can.
    -- Torrie Wilson

    #Nice #Feet #Lame

  • I once knew a man out of courtesy help a lame dog over a stile, and he for requital bit his fingers.
    -- William Chillingworth

    #Dog #Men #Lame

  • I'm a member and preacher to that church where the blind don't see and the lame don't walk and what's dead stays that way.
    -- Flannery O'Connor

    #Church #Lame #Way

  • Yeah, it's just a lame term. I wish it was "movie star." That's a much better term than celebrity.
    -- Jeff Vespa

    #Stars #Wish #Lame

  • Impressing a bunch of snooty teenagers is a pretty lame life goal to have.
    -- Vera Brosgol

    #Teenager #Goal #Lame

  • You know how ESPN works; they'll throw themselves into a frenzy over Tebow's white bread lame ass niceness and then vilify Johnny Football just 'cause he rages now and then.
    -- Dabo Swinney

    #Football #White #Lame

  • Facebook is one way to be able to communicate in a quick way. I never hired a firm to send out pictures and such so I am lame that way. All I can say is how grateful I am for the fans I have.
    -- Scott Cohen

    #Grateful #Fans #Lame