Heartburn Quotes:

The only thing I never have unless I'm pregnant is heartburn.

- Jessica Capshaw

topic: Heartburn, Pregnant

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

- John Barrymore

topic: Good Morning, Giving, Three, Stew, Heartburn

I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world's greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance.

- Nora Ephron

topic: New York, Heart, Light, I Love New York, Street Lights

Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

- Calvin Trillin

source: Calvin Trillin (2009). “Alice, Let's Eat: Further Adventures of a Happy Eater”, p.64, Random House

topic: Giving, Vampire, Defense, Jewish Tradition, Heartburn

I voted for the Deficit Reduction Package with significant heartburn over the student aid provisions.

- Bob Inglis

topic: Students, Aids, Significant, Heartburn

And then the dreams break into a million tiny pieces. The dream dies. Which leaves you with a choice: you can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another dream.

- Nora Ephron

source: Nora Ephron (2011). “Heartburn”, p.174, Vintage

topic: Dream, Reality, Choices, Heartburn

I can't deal with a lot of spice but I have to eat it. I pay the price - I'm on medication for heartburn, so that's how I deal with it.

- Tom Colicchio

topic: Pay, Spices, Medication, Heartburn

Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

- Calvin Trillin

topic: Vampire, Excess, Garlic, Heartburn

Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it.

- Nora Ephron

source: Nora Ephron (2012). “Heartburn”, p.83, Hachette UK

topic: Believe, People, Sometimes, Faking It, Heartburn

Every so often I would look at my women friends who were happily married and didn't cook, and I would always find myself wondering how they did it. Would anyone love me if I couldn't cook? I always thought cooking was part of the package: Step right up, it's Rachel Samstat, she's bright, she's funny and she can cook!

- Nora Ephron

source: Nora Ephron (2011). “Heartburn”, p.135, Vintage

topic: Marriage, Cooking, Looks, Happily Married, Heartburn

The phone rang in the comm. center. Ian consulted the monitor. "It's Dan." He pressed a button. "Kabra here." Dan's voice crackled through the attic. "Don't say it like that," he complained. "Your name still gives me heartburn.

- Gordon Korman

topic: Voice, Phones, Names, Heartburn

I stand for all people even if it causes me political heartburn - and I'm going to do that no matter what my future holds.

- Nina Turner

topic: People, Political, Matter, Heartburn

Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

- Red Buttons

topic: Heart, Boys, Dinner, Heartburn

That could be applied to whatever you feel. Maybe anger is your thing. You just go out of control and you see red, and the next thing you know you're yelling or throwing something or hitting someone. At that time, begin to accept the fact that that's "enraged buddha." If you feel jealous, that's "jealous buddha." If you have indigestion, that's "buddha with heartburn." If you're happy, "happy buddha"; if bored, "bored buddha." In other words, anything that you can experience or think is worthy of compassion; anything you could think or feel is worthy of appreciation.

- Pema Chodron

topic: Appreciation, Jealous, Maturity, Indigestion, Heartburn