Jet Engines Quotes:

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

- Eddie Izzard

source: FaceBook post by Eddie Izzard from Aug 02, 2014

topic: Thinking, Jet Engines, Class

. . . It wasn't until the jet engine came into being and that engine was coupled with special airplane designs - such as the swept wing - that airplanes finally achieved a high enough work capability, efficiency and comfort level to allow air transportation to really take off.

- Joe Sutter

topic: Airplane, Wings, Design, Jet Engines

The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.

- John Benfield

topic: Eagles, May, Weasels, Jet Engines

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

- Steven Wright

topic: Funny, Business, Clever, Jet Engines, Inspirational Office

whhheeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! The scream of jet engines rises to a crescendo on the runways of the world. Every second, somewhere or other, a plane touches down, with a puff of smoke from scorched tyre rubber, or rises in the air, leaving a smear of black fumes dissolving in its wake. From space, the earth might look to a fanciful eye like a huge carousel, with planes instead of horses spinning round its circumference, up and down, up and down. Whhheeeeeeeeeee!

- David Lodge

source: David Lodge (1984). “Small world: an academic romance”, Macmillan Pub Co

topic: Horse, Eye, Space, Jet Engines, Carousels

All military and most commercial aircraft use our designs that process power from jet engines.

- Amar Bose

topic: Military, Design, Use, Jet Engines, Aircraft

I still need Marines who can shoot and salute. But I need Marines who can fix jet engines and man sophisticated radar sets, as well.

- Robert E. Cushman, Jr.

topic: Marine, Men, Needs, Jet Engines, My Marine

You know, sometimes I don't understand what's wrong with us. This is just about the most creative and imaginative country on earth—and yet sometimes we just don't seem to have the gumption to exploit our intellectual property. We split the atom, and now we have to get French or Korean scientists to help us build nuclear power stations. We perfected the finest cars on earth—and now Rolls-Royce is in the hands of the Germans. Whatever we invent, from the jet engine to the internet, we find that someone else carts it off and makes a killing from it elsewhere.

- Boris Johnson

topic: Country, Hands, Car, Jet Engines, Rolls Royce

Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees... I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but... thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

- Red Buttons

topic: Cancer, Feet, Florida, Jet Engines, Blackouts